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Some people are like slinkies....not really good for anything...

 

Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang around...

 

I'm more confused than a chameleon in a bag of skittles.

 

I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm someone's triple...

 

No, I'm not Single. I'm in a Long Distance relationship...

 

I don't know if it's your mouth talking or your ass... It...

 

You know you are a parent when .... As soon as you sit...

 

I have been cleaning all day! And by cleaning I mean...

 

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a...

 

Time to get Star Spangled Hammered! Happy 4th Of July!

 

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other...

 

Sugar and spice and everything nice. F**k the sugar I'm...

 
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