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I'm getting really sick of underwear and responsibilities.

 

Single women aren't really that difficult to figure out....

 

How many times do I have to say "Excuse me" before "Get the...

 

Oh Darling... You don't want to test my Gangsta skills.

 

I love you more than coffee but not always before coffee.

 

Spanking is a one handed round of applause in appreciation...

 

F**k Hump day! I want to know when, "F**k me so hard I...

 

Thigh gaps are for flamingos. Eat a cupcake........ I...

 

Shutting the f**k up, is gluten-free.... Try adding THAT...

 

Well I made it through the day without beating someone with...

 

My financial status ..... I just rinsed off a paper plate ...

 

It's amazing how I've been able to train my Boss to expect...

 
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