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I don't think there will be enough coffee or middle fingers...

 

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or...

 

Just remember...If we get caught, you're deaf and I don't...

 

You know that little thing inside your head that keeps you...

 

Honey... I might be a BITCH... but I'm the pick of the litter!

 

I'm not ignoring you... You're just being affected by the...

 

I'm taking a trip to crazy. I might go on a further...

 

Listening to your opinions immediately transports me to the...

 

I don't hate you, I'm just not too excited about your...

 

Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation leans on...

 

Of course I'm going to Hell Darling. I own the place.

 

Don't insult my intelligence by subjecting me to the lack of...

 
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