I silently mouth the words
"What the fuck?" at
least 20...
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Don't think you have bigger
balls than me. Mine had to
be...
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Attention:
I am a mother fuckin'
princess, and I should be...
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A recent survey of one person
revealed that 100% of me...
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As long as everything is exactly
the way I want it, I'm...
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You know you're broke as hell when your bologna doesn't have a...
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Sometimes I just want to
comment on people's
Facebook...
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They say love hides in
every corner....
I must be walking...
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I know how to tap into my inner happiness. I pull out the cork...
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I accomplished a lot at work today.
I turned 3 pots of...
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Last night I dreamed that I killed
all of the saggers,
all...
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It's not a muffin top.
It's a can of busted biscuits!
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No that wasn't the sound of
me having an orgasm.
I was...
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If I were a pimp daddy you'd
be my #1 hoe because
I respect...
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Sarcasm:
Just one of the many
services I offer.
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I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to...
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Keep rolling your eyes, bitch.
Maybe you'll find a brain...
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I love how our common interest
in getting fucked up, brings...
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