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You’re about as pleasant as an itchy butt-hole.

 

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a...

 

I'm not implying she's a whore. I'm just saying you could...

 

If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m...

 

You people who have just one glass of wine.... What's...

 

I feel like getting some work done, so I'm going to sit here...

 

I'm not inappropriate.... I prefer to think of it as,...

 

Sometimes I use big words I don't know the meaning of so I...

 

It's good to see that you periodically take a break from...

 

I thought he was going to be my prince. Turns out he was...

 

I'm a sarcastic bitch because punching people in the face...

 

Thank you for posting that inspirational quote. My...

 
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