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A good sister will wipe your tears away... A great sister...

 

Facebook reminds me of going to a public restroom... You...

 

I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly like a...

 

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight,...

 

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine you make me hap...nah,...

 

That's how I roll. Ladylike with a wad of bitch in my back...

 

For someone who seems to know it all, how come you don't...

 

I'm sure lots of people like you dear, but I'm NOT one of them.

 

I farted....That is as close to me giving a shit as you're...

 

Here hold my dignity.... I've got some sketchy shit to do.

 

I'd love to spend time listening to you tell me all about...

 

I hate it when I think I'm buying organic vegetables, but...

 
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