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A good sister will wipe your tears away... A great sister...

 

I'm a lady. With the vocabulary of a well educated sailor.

 

By the shit you're talking, you haven't figured out...

 

Facebook reminds me of going to a public restroom... You...

 

I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly like a...

 

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight,...

 

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine you make me hap...nah,...

 

That's how I roll. Ladylike with a wad of bitch in my back...

 

I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.

 

It Ain't Gonna Spank Itself...

 

For someone who seems to know it all, how come you don't...

 

I'm sure lots of people like you dear, but I'm NOT one of them.

 
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