You are ridiculous, inappropriate
offensive and hilarious....
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Aawwww... I see you're back to
being pleasant again,
to...
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This is my asshole antenna.
You're coming in loud and clear.
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To ALL Guys.. If you want
your girl to be an angel,
then...
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Our superpowers are
drinking wine and
judging people.
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Something about today
makes me want to be
hungover tomorrow.
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You've always been a
great mom because of
your patience,...
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I'd rather be in a relationship where no one wears the pants.
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Welcome to the land where you
can get sunburn and frostbite...
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All moms gave birth to a
child except my mom.
She gave...
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Sure, Boss, I will add that to
the pile of shit I ain't...
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Back off, asshole.
I have a best friend and
I'm not afraid...
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I love being a bitch!
The hours are great
and there's no...
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Don’t dance like no one is
watching, dance like someone...
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Whenever I get mad,
I just remember,
"Prison Orange" is...
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Happy Nurses' Day,
and thanks for all
the gross shit you...
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I was going to kill you with
kindness, but all I had was...
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Marriage lets you annoy
one special person for the
rest of...
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