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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a...

 

You’re about as pleasant as an itchy butt-hole.

 

Dear Daughters, Should I ever learn you've been twerking...

 

If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m...

 

Some of my co-workers need a sympathetic pat on the head....

 

Hell hath no fury like me when I'm slightly inconvenienced...

 

I enjoy a glass of wine every night for its health...

 

I'm not implying she's a whore. I'm just saying you could...

 

Fitness you say? More like Fitness this whole cake in my...

 

I feel like getting some work done, so I'm going to sit here...

 

You people who have just one glass of wine.... What's...

 

I'm not inappropriate.... I prefer to think of it as,...

 
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