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You’re about as pleasant as an itchy butt-hole.

 

I'm not implying she's a whore. I'm just saying you could...

 

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a...

 

If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m...

 

You people who have just one glass of wine.... What's...

 

I feel like getting some work done, so I'm going to sit here...

 

I'm not inappropriate.... I prefer to think of it as,...

 

Sometimes I use big words I don't know the meaning of so I...

 

It's good to see that you periodically take a break from...

 

I thought he was going to be my prince. Turns out he was...

 

Thank you for posting that inspirational quote. My...

 

I'm a sarcastic bitch because punching people in the face...

 
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