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I'm getting really sick of underwear and responsibilities.

 

Karma. You get on the wrong side of that shit. You're...

 

Single women aren't really that difficult to figure out....

 

How many times do I have to say "Excuse me" before "Get the...

 

I love you more than coffee but not always before coffee.

 

Oh Darling... You don't want to test my Gangsta skills.

 

Spanking is a one handed round of applause in appreciation...

 

Thigh gaps are for flamingos. Eat a cupcake........ I...

 

F**k Hump day! I want to know when, "F**k me so hard I...

 

Shutting the f**k up, is gluten-free.... Try adding THAT...

 

It's amazing how I've been able to train my Boss to expect...

 

Some people suck the nice right out of me.

 
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