Have you met my friend, George Washington?
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You make me feel...like Justin Beiber.
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I HATE THE F*CKING POLISHERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
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I got 30% percent on my final exam.
At least I failed with a...
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Seeee...nothing is ever on MY wish list because, I'm not a...
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Note to Self: Take Your Meds.
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Look! I can't kick for shit.
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Hey! You look like a stupid-smart person. Wanna write my essay...
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That's for poking me on Facebook so many times!!!
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It's not psychotic if you call the guy 20 times right?...
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I tap into my Facebook through this shit.
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Santa never brought me anything for Christmas. I guess he's...
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Spice Girls, Pussy cat dolls...
Porn stars! Introducing...
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The cheesiest things I do, to get laid.
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Oh, stop it! You're making me want to
take a dump on your shoe.
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