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I measure how well I'm doing in life by the number of haters...

 

I'd love to spend time listening to you tell me all about...

 

Thanks to your Facebook posts, we now have an accurate way...

 

For someone who seems to know it all, how come you don't...

 

The last time that I saw a ratchet like you... It was...

 

I accidentally opened the fitness app and my smart...

 

Facebook reminds me of going to a public restroom... You...

 

I've encountered people like you before, though usually...

 

Don't talk about peace then call those who disagree with you...

 

I could hardly give a f**k.

 

I saw the most beautiful moving painting at the art gallery...

 

The only math I'm good at is adding insult to injury.

 

A good sister will wipe your tears away... A great sister...

 

By the shit you're talking, you haven't figured out...

 

It Ain't Gonna Spank Itself...

 

I have plenty of reasons to be a bitch, and your face is one...

 

I'm so happy I could shit rainbows.

 

If the camera adds 10 pounds..... Exactly how many...

 

I'm worried if I give up drinking I'll replace it with...

 

Better days are coming. They're called Saturday and Sunday...

 
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