Absolutely no one can
screw you over quite
as well as...
To ALL Guys.. If you want
your girl to be an angel,
then...
Karma.. The joy of watching someone
get what they deserve....
What Super Bowl...Bring out the
food bitches!
I can explain it to you but I can't
understand it for you.
They keep saying
that the right person
will come along....
I don't want to sound like a badass
but, I eject my USB...
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Can we have the kind of
relationship where we
share...
At my job we don't report sexual harassment, we grade it!...
The reason why nobody
wants to talk to you
is because your...
I'll never join one of those
online dating services. I...
Sometimes the first step to
forgiveness is understanding...
The kitchen isn't exactly
the place I have in mind
when it...
Control your jealousy bitch,
because I can't control my...
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Marriage lets you annoy
one special person for the
rest of...
There are many fish in the sea, but, You're the one I want to...
When life gives you
lemons, freeze them
and throw them at...
Of course I know that no one
is going to buy my house
from...
Roses are red, foxes are clever.
I like your butt, I hope...
I'm sorry but there's no
"clear history" button
for your...
I promise to love, honor, and tell
all the voices in my head...
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Let's celebrate the day you gave up on finding anyone better...
Caught the Bitch Flu - Symptoms
include hissy fits and...
You should always follow your
heart, but make sure your brain...
You had me at Hello and
lost me at those
ridiculous Toe...
That's right, I said I don't have
any tattoos. Would you...
It turns out, the Mayan Calendar was actually about the end...
You know you had a good
night when you have to
Google map...
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