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98% of workplace emails should begin with "Attention Dumb...

 

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My daily life is a constant battle between being a good...

 

Don't expect me to not say anything at all if I don't have...

 

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The only way you'll ever have a chance with me... Is to...

 

I'm dreaming of gently caressing your head... With a 2...

 

Can I skip working and just go straight to the part where I'm...

 

Happy Friday! I deserve a medal for getting through this...

 

I enjoy a glass of wine every night for its health...

 
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