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Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation leans on...

 

Welcome to our house. You might call it messy... but I...

 

Sweet as sugar, Hard as ice, Hurt me once, I'll kill you...

 

Don't insult my intelligence by subjecting me to the lack of...

 

You think you hate me now? Wait til you get to know me!

 

Some people say I'm a bitch. I call it DELUXE edition.

 

You remind me of Viagra. It seems like you exist solely...

 

Whenever you refer to something as being dope, you end up...

 

You seem to be on your own path. Unfortunately, there's...

 

I never assume intelligence, and I'm rarely disappointed.

 

You can call me your personal cashier... Because I am...

 

I wish that Karma was like a flower arrangement...you could...

 

I can't imagine my life without you... But everyone...

 

You remind me of a slot machine... People spend money on...

 

I can look you dead in your face while you're talking, and...

 

Is your ass aware that your head has moved in?

 

When all else fails, I can always serve as a bad example.

 

Got that bitch a blank book.... bitches love to make up stories.

 

I wasn't born to clean I was born to be a QUEEN!!

 

I measure how well I'm doing in life by the number of haters...