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Whenever you walk into a room, the exit sign suddenly gets...

 

You can consider me to be your biggest fan... And I keep...

 

My daily life is a constant battle between being a good...

 

Don't expect me to not say anything at all if I don't have...

 

How long do I have to lay on the couch in the same position...

 

It's good to see that you periodically take a break from...

 

The only way you'll ever have a chance with me... Is to...

 

I'm dreaming of gently caressing your head... With a 2...

 

Can I skip working and just go straight to the part where I'm...

 

Happy Friday! I deserve a medal for getting through this...

 

I enjoy a glass of wine every night for its health...

 

Someday we'll look back on this, laugh awkwardly and change...

 

You remind me of restaurant leftovers... You become a...

 

If stupidity were a high rise apartment, you'd be the...

 

Our relationship will go a lot smoother.. If you'll inform...

 

I'm not an angry drunk. I'm angry that I have to get...

 

Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation leans on...

 

Welcome to our house. You might call it messy... but I...

 

Sweet as sugar, Hard as ice, Hurt me once, I'll kill you...

 

Don't insult my intelligence by subjecting me to the lack of...