My friends are the kind of
people that would flirt
with the...
A good friend will bail you
out of jail. A true
friend...
I love our late night drunken phone calls about all the...
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I made a separate friend
category just for you...
It's...
If you don't have anything
nice to say, say
it sarcastically.
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You can't be my friend if
you can't handle my
weirdness,...
When I find someone
to be a toxic person
in my life, I...
Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of Alcohol,...
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As your best friend I
pledge to always beat a
bitches ass...
Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone!
Don't give your pie away to
someone who doesn't
deserve it!
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