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I remember back in my day when Halloween was about who...

 

I pass out condoms to anyone who goes trick or treating...

 

I love Halloween... It's the only night of the year I may...

 

I'm thinking about being a slut for Halloween. Can I borrow...

 

I'm going as my mother this Halloween so I can neglect my...

 

Sorry, but dressing like a slut on Halloween doesn't count...

 

Halloween doesn't scare me near as much as a rising toilet,...

 

Halloween means no difference to me... I'm a Witch all year.

 

All my friends are posting political crap and baby pics on...

 

This Halloween I'll be hanging cobwebs on the exterior of...

 

I'll be going to my neighbor's Halloween party dressed up...

 

I was going to be a politician for Halloween but my head...

 

Kids who come to my door dressed as mini hookers are getting...

 

You strike me as one of those people who hand out fruit on...

 

How about you pull that stick out of your ass and ride it...

 

Life is too short to not get drunk in a costume. Happy...

 

I can't afford a costume this year. I will be going as a...

 

Halloween: The day of the year that you can't judge...

 

Halloween really isn't any different than any other day of...

 

For Halloween let's be Siamese twins... connected at the...

 
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