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I remember back in my day when Halloween was about who...

 

I'm going as my mother this Halloween so I can neglect my...

 

All my friends are posting political crap and baby pics on...

 

Kids who come to my door dressed as mini hookers are getting...

 

I can't afford a costume this year. I will be going as a...

 

Just bought the first couple bags of Halloween candy that...

 

This Halloween I'm going as myself... A Little Pain in...

 

I pass out condoms to anyone who goes trick or treating...

 

Sorry, but dressing like a slut on Halloween doesn't count...

 

This Halloween I'll be hanging cobwebs on the exterior of...

 

You strike me as one of those people who hand out fruit on...

 

Halloween: The day of the year that you can't judge...

 

Hurry up, Moms! Only a few more weeks to find the sluttiest...

 

I wanted to be you for Halloween, but the store sold out...

 

I love Halloween... It's the only night of the year I may...

 

Halloween doesn't scare me near as much as a rising toilet,...

 

I'll be going to my neighbor's Halloween party dressed up...

 

How about you pull that stick out of your ass and ride it...

 

Halloween really isn't any different than any other day of...

 

I have decided to dress up like a beautiful hot mess for...

 

I wanted to be you for Halloween but the store already sold...

 

I'm thinking about being a slut for Halloween. Can I borrow...

 

Halloween means no difference to me... I'm a Witch all year.

 

I was going to be a politician for Halloween but my head...

 

Life is too short to not get drunk in a costume. Happy...

 

For Halloween let's be Siamese twins... connected at the...

 

I wanted to go as you for Halloween but I really don't have...

 

On Halloween, you'll be a whore-bag with a treat-bag.

 
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