Men are like pumpkins.
It seems like all the good
ones are...
Trick or treat?
How about I trick you
into giving me all...
Happy Halloween now show me
your Boobies.
Happy Halloween to all the skanks and whores. May your...
Bitchcraft: The art of pissing
people off by telling
them...
No Halloween costume
could ever creep me out
as much as...
I'm too sexy for my broom.
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I know what I'm gonna be for
Halloween...Drunk!
All you are this Halloween is a
Whore-bag with a Treat-bag.
Happy Halloween from your
favorite Bitch.
You seem way to excited to
dress as the opposite
sex this...
This Halloween, my costume
includes crutches, that
way my...
For Halloween I'm gonna write "Life" on a plain white T-shirt...
Halloween: The one day
I give a flying fuck.
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I'm going as my Father this
Halloween so I can neglect
my...
I decided to be myself this Halloween.
One sexy bitch!
I put more thought into
my Halloween costume
than what...
I've put more thought into my
Halloween costume this year...
This Halloween, I'm going
to tie a big bow around
me with...
Heaven doesn't want me
and Hell's afraid
I'll take over!
My lack of dusting skills will
finally pay off at
Halloween.
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Check me out!
I'm going to be George W.
Bush this Halloween...
I'm your treat.
Happy Halloween!
Wearing my PJ pants, slippers,
no bra, and carrying a...
You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.
This Halloween, I'm going to scare everyone I know by texting...
I bet living in a nudist colony
takes all the fun out of...
Satan gave me a vibrating broomstick this last Equinox....
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