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Oh, so you mad? Put on this cape. Now you're SUPER MAD!

 

I extend an olive branch, and you poke me in the eye?......

 

Dear President Obama, Thank you!... For making me wish...

 

Some people call me a troublemaker. Wrong! I'm a bitch who...

 

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the deafening sound of my...

 

I'm not stubborn, I just don't respect your opinion.

 

I will rise, but I refuse to shine.

 

Sorry that Mommy has to teach you how to be a real man,...

 

I don't burn bridges, I blow them mother fu***rs up! Only...

 

Slow down and smell the roses, or you'll be smelling shit the...

 

I'm sorry for all of my random, emotional outbursts lately....

 

Did I hurt your feelings? Oh I'm so sorry, and by sorry I...

 

I'd really like to get past our fight because I really miss...

 

I'm just going to file that apology under "F" for Fake Ass...

 

I know I'm cute & charming now... But tic me off and I have...

 

You had to have been created out of medlock, as no two...

 

I'm so sorry... Look, I bought you a ticket back home to...

 

You're a good friend, but if zombies chase us, I'm tripping...

 

I'm sorry to interrupt your lies with facts and call you...

 

Those cards that end with "said no one ever" are so clever!...

 

Thanks for dating someone ugly after me. I win.

 

Women are not moody. We simply have days when we are less...

 

Instead of a sign that says "Do not disturb" I need one that...

 

Look, it says right there I don't have to fucking impress you.

 

Dear Lord, So far today I've done alright. I haven't...

 

Dear Sluts: To get a prince, you're supposed to kiss a...

 

When your sarcasm is so far advanced, people think you're...

 

I would love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons.

 
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