I'm sorry to interrupt your lies
with facts and call you...
Those cards that end with
"said no one ever"
are so clever!...
Thanks for dating someone
ugly after me. I win.
Dicks have it bad:
His hair is a mess,
his family is nuts,...
It's a shame your morning cup of Joe
didn't come with a side...
I've made a list of things
you're good at in bed.
Don't be mad, I'm only drinking
this much to make you more...
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Dear Sluts: To get a prince,
you're supposed to
kiss a...
When your sarcasm is so
far advanced, people think
you're...
I would love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons.
I think my middle finger has had too much caffeine…
It's...
Here's a list of things
I give a fuck about....
I'm sorry, I cant find a prescription for stupid.
Didn't you hear? I'm awesome and you're not!
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I'm not stubborn, I just don't
respect your opinion.
I will rise, but I refuse to shine.
Single, means never having to say
you're sorry.
I would like to apologize
to anyone I haven't
offended yet....
I'm sorry, you're to involved with
yourself to realize I'm...
Sorry, Sweetie, but I'm always gonna be smarter & prettier...
I'm fucked up. You're fucked up.
Let's just be fucked up...
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I'd really like to get past our fight because I really miss...
I'm just going to file that apology
under "F" for Fake Ass...
I can tell by your sarcastic
undertones, rude comments and...
I'm sorry to interrupt your lying bullshit with facts.
Sorry! I checked my
calendar and it turns
out that I won't...
Awe, these are very beautiful
roses...WTF did you
do now?
I'm sorry, but we don't have anything scheduled today in the...
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