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If my thoughts offend you: 1. I'll keep them to myself. 2....

 

Listen... If someone tells you that you drink too much...

 

I'm pretty sure my prayers go directly to God's spam folder.

 

If I didn't drink, how would my friends know I love them...

 

It's Facebook!: Not your Health Records, not Marriage...

 

Own up to your mistakes and apologize for it, you can't...

 

My inner bitch is less inner and more bitch.

 

If you don't like my opinion of you....Improve yourself.

 

Oh, so you mad? Put on this cape. Now you're SUPER MAD!

 

Sorry that Mommy has to teach you how to be a real man,...

 

I know I'm cute & charming now... But tic me off and I have...

 

Women are not moody. We simply have days when we are less...

 

I extend an olive branch, and you poke me in the eye?......

 

I don't burn bridges, I blow them mother fu***rs up! Only...

 

You had to have been created out of medlock, as no two...

 

Instead of a sign that says "Do not disturb" I need one that...

 

Dear President Obama, Thank you!... For making me wish...

 

Slow down and smell the roses, or you'll be smelling shit the...

 

I'm so sorry... Look, I bought you a ticket back home to...

 

Look, it says right there I don't have to fucking impress you.

 
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