Dear Santa,
I know you're busy so can you
just give me...
When I eat Christmas cookies I
break out in fat.
I'm like the fruit cake in
my family at Christmas.
Nobody...
I\'m giving my love with homemade cookies. And by love I mean...
There better be a fatty next to those cookies this year!
Having followed you on Facebook
all year, I have decided to...
I think the Elf on a Shelf
has been fondling me
during the...
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Bad girls like you don't go on my
naughty list... you go in...
Santa is giving everyone
a present reflecting their...
I hope Santa brings you a LIFE
for Christmas ....so you will...
If it's a flying fuck that you want,
go talk to Prancer.
Excuse me, Santa, but I still haven't received the first "HO"...
Dear Santa,
I was good at being
NAUGHTY, does that
count...
Merry Christmas to someone who is smart, sexy, friendly and...
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Holy Shit! That's an ugly sweater!
Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is
a new Liver. I'm...
I have been checking your
Facebook photos and I'm sending...
Santa has been reading your lips
and he is going to get you...
When Santa squeezes
his fat ass down that
chimney tonight,...
The real Christmas miracle is
that I've had enough self...
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To eliminate any chance
of you being
disappointed with...
I love Christmas lights!
They remind me of my
friends....
All I want for Christmas is enough alcohol to get me through...
I hope you like this present
more than I did when
I...
Congratulations...You made my
top 10 list of Facebook Status...
The gift you get is directly
related to how recently you...
Kids, Santa is made up but
that Elf on your shelf will come...
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