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When you have more pictures of yourself out getting drunk...

 

If you're lucky, I'm sure you can drop the baby weight as fast...

 

Your boobs look amazing! I'm also excited about the baby,...

 

So what makes you so great and your multiple baby daddies...

 

Being a parent means knowing how to unwrap a snickers...

 

Congratulations... I heard you're pregnant.... whore.

 

I see all these posts from moms on how great their kids are...

 

Stretch Marks? I prefer to call them strokes of victory!

 

Thanks for posting a photo of your ultrasound. The suspense...

 

Congratulation on making a human with your genitals.

 

Dear, Wal-Mart mothers, Ignoring your screaming kid will...

 

Every minute I spend with your kids is another minute I...

 

You know you're a mom when, your fantasies are about sleeping.

 

If a stripper gets knocked up by her Sugar Daddy... Is it...

 

Parenting, ain't nobody got time for that!

 

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back...

 

FYI, It's not BABYSITTING If they're your own kids!

 

Learn from your parents mistakes, use birth control!

 

Oh, you think I need parenting advice? Well thank you so...

 

I would like to go on Maury with hopes of hearing: "You're...

 
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