I see all these posts from moms
on how great their kids are...
Dear, Wal-Mart mothers,
Ignoring your screaming
kid will...
Parenting, ain't nobody got time for that!
Oh, you think I need parenting
advice? Well thank you
so...
Yea bitch!! "I am NOT the father"
99.9% Shut the
fuck up.
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Stretch Marks? I prefer to call them strokes of victory!
Every minute I spend
with your kids is
another minute I...
Kids in back seats
cause accidents,
accidents in back...
I would like to go
on Maury with hopes
of hearing: "You're...
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Thanks for posting a photo of
your ultrasound. The suspense...
You know you're a mom when, your fantasies are about sleeping.
FYI, It's not BABYSITTING
If they're your own kids!
MAURY. Helpin hoes find they baby daddy's since 1991!
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Congratulation on making a
human with your genitals.
If a stripper gets knocked
up by her Sugar
Daddy... Is it...
Learn from your parents mistakes,
use birth control!
It's times like this son that I
wish I would've left you on...
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