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If you're lucky, I'm sure you can drop the baby weight as fast...

 

Congratulations... I heard you're pregnant.... whore.

 

Congratulation on making a human with your genitals.

 

If a stripper gets knocked up by her Sugar Daddy... Is it...

 

Learn from your parents mistakes, use birth control!

 

It's times like this son that I wish I would've left you on...

 

Your boobs look amazing! I'm also excited about the baby,...

 

I see all these posts from moms on how great their kids are...

 

Dear, Wal-Mart mothers, Ignoring your screaming kid will...

 

Parenting, ain't nobody got time for that!

 

Oh, you think I need parenting advice? Well thank you so...

 

Yea bitch!! "I am NOT the father" 99.9% Shut the fuck up.

 

So what makes you so great and your multiple baby daddies...

 

Stretch Marks? I prefer to call them strokes of victory!

 

Every minute I spend with your kids is another minute I...

 

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back...

 

I would like to go on Maury with hopes of hearing: "You're...

 

Being a parent means knowing how to unwrap a snickers...

 

Thanks for posting a photo of your ultrasound. The suspense...

 

You know you're a mom when, your fantasies are about sleeping.

 

FYI, It's not BABYSITTING If they're your own kids!

 

MAURY. Helpin hoes find they baby daddy's since 1991!