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It's your Birthday! So get to the bar early & celebrate....

 

Just wanted to wish you an extremely early happy birthday...

 

At your age, "Getting Lucky" means.... you find your car...

 

May you live to be so old that you have to have your...

 

You know you're getting old when your bank sends you...

 

Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar: Yung...

 

You are finally old enough to legally do all the crazy...

 

Happy Birthday to a Friend whom single-handedly raised my...

 

A Happy Birthday Tip: This might be a good year to start...

 

I was going to send you a real Birthday card, but then my...

 

Happy Birthday to someone old enough to go vintage shopping...

 

The day you turn 40, I'm trading you in for TWO 20's.

 

Stop saying I'm hard to shop for. Surely you know where a...

 

May this special Birthday be filled with whatever everyone...

 

Did you know if you were Jesus, today would be Christmas....

 

I hope you don't have to work more than 14 hours on your...

 

You're welcome for your birthday hangover. It's the gift...

 

For my birthday I want: A little black book full of single,...

 

I hope your birthday is better than walking through a fart...

 

Forget about your past, you can't change it. Forget about...

 

May you live long enough that you become an emotional and...

 

I was so close to sending you a real birthday gift, but...

 

May you grow so old that your nuts hang so low you need...

 

I was going to give you something super hot for your...

 

I can't believe it's already been a year since the last...

 

May your Birthday be as much fun as your Mother's one night...

 

It's scientifically proven that people who have more...

 

I got my wife a new chair for her birthday. I just hope it's...

 
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