I can't believe it's already
been a year since the last...
May your Birthday be as much
fun as your Mother's one
night...
It's scientifically proven
that people who have
more...
I got my wife a new chair for her birthday. I just hope it's...
Life is like a roll of
toilet paper, the
closer you get...
Sorry we didnt attend your birthday.
We were too busy...
This better be a gift card
cuz your taste sucks!
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You know you're getting old
when your bank sends you...
Your birthday reminds me
of the old Chinese scholar:
Yung...
You are finally old enough
to legally do all the crazy...
I was going to make you a rum cake for your birthday. But now...
CHEERS to a night you won't forget or won't remember. Happy...
I'm not getting old, I am just increasing in value!
It's my birthday, and I'll
do whatever the hell I
want...
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The day you turn 40, I'm trading
you in for TWO 20's.
Stop saying I'm hard to shop for.
Surely you know where
a...
May this special Birthday be
filled with whatever everyone...
You know you're getting old
when the candles cost
more...
I’m a girl who usually laughs at her mistakes, so excuse me...
May you grow old enough
to forget how much you
hate each...
Shit! You're how old?
That's like, dead in dog years!
Try...
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I hope your birthday is better than walking through a fart...
Forget about your past, you can't change it. Forget
about...
May you live long enough that you become an emotional
and...
Oh, It's your birthday? Well, I don't remember giving a fuck...
You'd never guess who's
adopted... anyways,
Happy Birthday!
I tried to find a gift for you,
but this ecard was the only...
Happy Birthday Daddy!
Aren't you glad that
Grandma put out?!
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