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Oh bless your little heart, you think I waste my time...

 

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I just...

 

There is all kinds of therapy... Mine happens to be shopping!

 

If you could see through my eyes, you'd call yourself an...

 

What's the difference between you and a frog? Nothing,...

 

You remind me of being constipated. You're such a little...

 

If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a...

 

Don't get mad when your ex has someone new... We were...

 

If you don't have his Netflix password, he's not your...

 

If by "misunderstood" you mean nobody understands why you...

 

To be honest... You're not popular, Your Vagina is.

 

There's no longer any room in my heart for you, but there's...

 

My life will never be the same without you. It will be much...

 

If I cut you off, chances are you handed me the scissors.

 

Everyone wants to be accepted. Except this chick. This...

 

Sticks and stones may break my bones but the image of you...

 

You can't always control who walks into your life, but you...

 

She said she was stripping to feed her kids but then......

 

You deserve someone worse.

 

Let's not put a label on our relationship. Let's just say...

 

Were you conceived in the shallow end of the gene pool........

 

I don't want your man, that's why he's with you!

 

I'm still waiting for that "kill the fat bastard" Groupon!

 

You have a really nice ass... Too bad it's on your shoulders.

 

Oh honey, you can keep him now. I don't want anyone that...

 

Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.

 

I don't think of you as a homewrecker, I think of you as a...

 

The trailer park called, they want their favorite neighbor...

 
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