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Shutting the f**k up, is gluten-free.... Try adding THAT...

 

It's amazing how I've been able to train my Boss to expect...

 

Before I had kids, I didn't even know it was possible to...

 

Single women aren't really that difficult to figure out....

 

I'm getting really sick of underwear and responsibilities.

 

I love you more than coffee but not always before coffee.

 

Karma. You get on the wrong side of that shit. You're...

 

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or won't...

 

Once again honey... Your shit doesn't add up.

 

I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice...

 

I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to be a...

 

I hate when people get all worked up about cursing. Bitches...

 

Call me tomorrow and ask me if I give a shit. I just don't...

 

Did a cartwheel the other day, thinking it was like riding...

 

I have the book of people I don't like. You're on the cover.

 

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep. The other...

 

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in...

 

I don't have a short attention span.... I'm just planning...

 

I want to throw-in the towel, but that will just make...

 

According to my nipples, summer's over.

 
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