Perhaps your whole
purpose in life is to
serve as a...
Sure, you can write whatever
the hell you want on your...
When I say "What?", It's not
because I didn't hear you.
I'm...
I don't enjoy being a sarcastic
bitch. I enjoy it immensely.
When I end a sentence with
'Just Sayin', what I really
mean...
I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least...
I don't wipe away tears.
I wipe away the people
that...
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My haters only have
one advantage over me.
They can kiss...
I'm sorry,
and by sorry I mean get
over it and stop acting...
I'm always available to
discuss your problems...
just for a...
I'm a shopaholic on the road
to recovery...
Just kidding....
I finally figured out what
my body type is. It's an...
Whenever I get mad,
I just remember,
"Prison Orange" is...
I love being a bitch!
The hours are great
and there's no...
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I'm smiling on the outside
cause I have a rainbow of
pills...
If you'll just learn
to expect a lot less,
you won't be...
Let's go spend a day at the beach checking our email.
One day big butts will be
in style and I can say
"I've had...
I don't exercise. It makes
me spill my coffee.
In order to be a stay at home mom
your husband has to have a...
I was going to kill you with
kindness, but all I had was...
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Everything has been
going wrong lately.
I think my...
I'm not really a bitch.
I just play one in your life.
I have character defects
and I'm not afraid to use
them.
I'd be a vegetarian. . .
If bacon grew on trees.
Try to raise your words and
not your voice. You sound
dumb...
Best part of my friendship circle
is you're not apart of it!
I am not an Alcoholic.
I'm a Self-Appointed
Booze Quality...
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