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Honey, It's not a competition if I've already won.

 

No, It’s not easy. I just make it look that way.

 

"Vegetarian" is an old Indian word for bad hunter.

 

I hate when bitches try to bring me down. Don't they know...

 

I'm not a smartass.... You're just a dumbass.

 

You can lead a horse to water but you can't turn a jackass...

 

I tried running but I kept spilling my beer.

 

When we're together, we're much cooler than everyone else.

 

Here hold my dignity.... I've got some sketchy shit to do.

 

You may think you're the shit, but to me you're just a...

 

I can be a real sweetheart or a real smart-ass. ........

 

I never blame the booze for my bad decisions. A...

 

Don't wear Skinny Jeans If you don't have any Skinny Genes.

 

My brain has too many tabs open.

 

I worship the ground....that awaits your corpse.

 

Your constant swearing and lack of real words is a direct...

 

Every time you say "Cray Cray" you sound like a dumb dumb.

 

Some might call it "nagging". I call it "Just listen to...

 

You are welcome for your Birthday hangover! It's the gift...

 

Thank God there's no shortage of twenty-somethings out there...

 
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