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I hate Mornings, People, My Job and Working Out. Other...

 

You've got your head so far up your ass, you can see out...

 

The bumper stickers on your car make me regret the day I...

 

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands....

 

Smiling gives you wrinkles..... A resting bitch face keeps...

 

Coffee first... Your bullshit second.

 

This summer I certainly wasn't "bikini ready" but I'm happy...

 

I didn't mean to imply that you're merely a bitch. You are...

 

I don't say I got drunk anymore.... I say my personality...

 

Not only does my mind wander.... Sometimes it f**ks off...

 

I decided to spend my cab money on more drinks... which...

 

The worst part of quitting drinking is the lack of excuses...

 

How come know-it-alls don't know how annoying they are.

 

I'm not mean. I'm blunt. Which means I will tell you the...

 

Everyone's all DOWN on Hackers.... I'm just trying to...

 

I like my sarcasm like I like my bacon...laid on thick and...

 

Once I thought I was a slut then I realized I was acting...

 

According to my day planner... I don't give a f**k.

 

This is my cup of care. Oh look, it's empty.

 

I'm a sarcastic bitch because punching people in the face...

 
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