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The most important health tip you'll ever need to know is...

 

I have to much housework. What movie should I watch.

 

The smartest thing a woman can ever learn is to not need a man.

 

My only regret is that I didn't tell enough people to f**k...

 

You're pissed off because I didn't call you? You do...

 

There are no bad pictures, that's just how your face looks...

 

Just so you know.... The proper skirt length is...

 

Your children will ignore every word you say, but the second...

 

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with Guess on it... so...

 

Let's just save us all some time and agree that I know...

 

Oh Darling... You don't want to test my Gangsta skills.

 

Shutting the f**k up, is gluten-free.... Try adding THAT...

 

It's amazing how I've been able to train my Boss to expect...

 

Before I had kids, I didn't even know it was possible to...

 

Single women aren't really that difficult to figure out....

 

I'm getting really sick of underwear and responsibilities.

 

I love you more than coffee but not always before coffee.

 

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or won't...

 

Once again honey... Your shit doesn't add up.

 

I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice...

 
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