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If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, Cake...

 

Everyone wants to be liked and accepted.... All except...

 

There are only three things women need in life: food, water,...

 

My last GOOD RUN was in my pantyhose...

 

I totally believe in sharing the road with other drivers....

 

If you see me smiling it's because I'm thinking of doing...

 

Coffee and vodka are like my life coaches. Coffee says, "Go...

 

I'm not saying you're stupid, oh wait, yes that's what I'm...

 

When you feel powerless just remember.... You can shut...

 

Procrastination. I'll be all over that shit tomorrow....

 

Some people create their own storms, and then get upset...

 

I am a patient person. However you have more drama than I...

 

Sorry I was late for work today. I was sitting in my car not...

 

I use meditation and yoga to handle stress... Just kidding,...

 

Every great Mom says the "F" Word.

 

Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen....

 

Love me or Hate me... Bitch, you're still watching me!

 

My mouth is always running on random. Never know what's...

 

The sleep number bed. I found my number. It's called 5 shots.

 

This bottle of "wine" doesn't have a suggested serving...