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I see dead people. No wait, I take that back. I see...

 

Keep rolling your eyes, Bitch! Maybe you'll find a...

 

There is a big difference between giving up and knowing...

 

Any woman can have the body of a 21 year old... As long as...

 

I'm not what has happened to me. I'm what I chose to become.

 

When my kids grow up, I'm going to their house to break...

 

They don't make medication Strong enough to help your kind...

 

I hate people who think They're better than others. No...

 

Hey remember me? We were best friends when you were single.

 

I wake up with a good attitude every day... then road...

 

Being a little bit crazy is like being a little bit...

 

Do you ever want to grab someone, shake them, and ask......

 

I'm really not a bitch.... I'm just a women with a back bone.

 

Giving up sexual innuendos. But it's hard. So f**king hard.

 

I hate when people think I'm laughing at them, bitch you...

 

I like to party... and by party I mean read books.

 

Sometimes you need to be completely lost to find out who...

 

Karma is only a bitch if you are.....

 

Why is it that I accumulate a shit load of Tupperware from...

 

My Three Moods: I'm too old for this shit, I'm too tired for...