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Darling........ She doesn't need to be baptized, she needs...

 

I won't cry over spilt milk, But I'll tear some shit up over...

 

I'm actually really smart, I just like doing stupid things.

 

I do yoga to relieve stress. Just kidding, I drink wine in...

 

I really wish people would finish f**king up their own lives...

 

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, Cake...

 

Everyone wants to be liked and accepted.... All except...

 

There are only three things women need in life: food, water,...

 

My last GOOD RUN was in my pantyhose...

 

I totally believe in sharing the road with other drivers....

 

If you see me smiling it's because I'm thinking of doing...

 

Coffee and vodka are like my life coaches. Coffee says, "Go...

 

I'm not saying you're stupid, oh wait, yes that's what I'm...

 

When you feel powerless just remember.... You can shut...

 

Procrastination. I'll be all over that shit tomorrow....

 

Some people create their own storms, and then get upset...

 

I am a patient person. However you have more drama than I...

 

Sorry I was late for work today. I was sitting in my car not...

 

I use meditation and yoga to handle stress... Just kidding,...

 

Every great Mom says the "F" Word.