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When you feel powerless just remember.... You can shut...

 

Procrastination. I'll be all over that shit tomorrow....

 

Some people create their own storms, and then get upset...

 

I am a patient person. However you have more drama than I...

 

Sorry I was late for work today. I was sitting in my car not...

 

I use meditation and yoga to handle stress... Just kidding,...

 

Every great Mom says the "F" Word.

 

Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen....

 

Love me or Hate me... Bitch, you're still watching me!

 

My mouth is always running on random. Never know what's...

 

The sleep number bed. I found my number. It's called 5 shots.

 

This bottle of "wine" doesn't have a suggested serving...

 

Today's Attitude Forecast: Slightly sarcastic, with the...

 

The reason you're the past is because you weren't worthy...

 

English is my second language. The truth is what I speak....

 

You can call the police.... but I'm still kicking your...

 

Don't try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion because...

 

Unless life also hands you sugar and water, your lemonade...

 

- NO DRAMA - Violators will be Bitch Slapped!

 

I like you because you join in on my weirdness.