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You say "misspelled". I say "reinvented".

 

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. Except pizza. Or...

 

I see your "I'm not talking to you" and I'll raise you an...

 

You're only young once, but if you're stupid, you're stupid...

 

I don't give a f**k if others don't like me. After all......

 

I'm like the long bar in tetris. When I walk into a room...

 

Sometimes I think it's time to start trying on bathing...

 

My favorite exercise at the gym is judging.

 

Mystery bruises are God's little way of saying, "Perhaps...

 

Please be careful. You're damaging my calmness.

 

Great. My kids told me they loved me before they went to...

 

You had me at "we shouldn't be doing this....

 

I get a lot of my cardio by speed-walking around the house...

 

Some people should be medicated, kept on a leash, and not...

 

It must be so relaxing to be stupid.

 

Checking my phone after a night of drinking is my walk of...

 

You have no idea what fear is until you've breastfeed a...

 

Well, I've finally reached the wonder years... Wonder...

 

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, my...

 

And then nobody gave a f**k. The End.