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My WiFi password. Get the f**k off the computer and clean...

 

I already know I'm going to hell. Right now it's go big or...

 

I hate being Bipolar, It's awesome!

 

I take an antidepressant which causes weight gain. Each...

 

I would be more inclined to work out if they made exercise...

 

Any time a woman jokes that she's crazy, don't be fooled...

 

I'm not saying let's kill all the stupid people, but let's...

 

I'm thinking tonight we play that game where we see who...

 

Your brain is far too small for you to have such a big mouth.

 

Sometimes when things fall apart, they may actually be...

 

If you're gonna defend assholes, don't complain about...

 

I swear that, somewhere out there, my Tupperware lids and...

 

I get along with God just fine. It's his fan clubs I have a...

 

If I was a pair of yoga pants, I'd wanna be yours.

 

Of course I have flaws! But my boobs usually distract...

 

I woke up today and spun the Wheel of Attitude. Yep ... it...

 

Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

 

A clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory.

 

It's not that I'm antisocial. It's just that I'd rather be...

 

When I say, "Have A Nice Day" Remember that the 'f**ker' is...