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I knew we would be best friends the moment you shared your...

 

Sometimes I amaze myself. Other times I can't even...

 

Falling behind over there? It's almost noon and I've only...

 

I know, I know, I stood up for myself, I'm such a Bitch.

 

After giving it a lot of thought, I have decided being an...

 

Hot flashes are unf**king believable. The sweat...

 

I'm so broke, I have to fart in my wallet just to...

 

I'm having a full dinner tonight! Well, really it's just a...

 

You say you're a bitch, ha! I've been here way before you...

 

Honey, you can't win this game. I wrote the rule-book...

 

It's called Karma, and It's pronounced....F**k You!

 

I honestly believe that you can accomplish anything you...

 

If you don't have anything nice to say, hang out with me...

 

Don't be afraid of your inner bitch. There are moments...

 

Some people age like wine... others age like milk.

 

I see dead people. No wait, I take that back. I see...

 

Keep rolling your eyes, Bitch! Maybe you'll find a...

 

There is a big difference between giving up and knowing...

 

Any woman can have the body of a 21 year old... As long as...

 

I'm not what has happened to me. I'm what I chose to become.