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An apple martini a day keeps the doctor away!

 

How do you like your eggs? In an Easter basket with...

 

If it wasn't for the gutter... My mind would have no where...

 

They say there's no rest for the wicked. It's no wonder,...

 

May I live to the age that I am a major threat behind the wheel.

 

Apparently I do swing both ways. On the exercise bike...

 

Sometimes I wish I wasn't such a bitch.... but then I just...

 

I don't know about you, but I can't wait to raid the shit...

 

You're just jealous that the voices in my head are more...

 

Some people are like everlasting gobstoppers. Lots of...

 

Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like they...

 

You make me want to rub myself all over..... Especially my...

 

Certain noises drive me insane... like that thing called...

 

You had me at "Hello" but you lost me at "I don't like dogs".

 

If you're unhappy with yourself...then fix it. Don't be...

 

If people grew from all the mistakes they made you'd be 50...

 

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my...

 

I'll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle.... I'll...

 

I didn't mean to offend you..... That was just a bonus!

 

I'm a Mother. I've got no time for the nervous breakdown...