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There are only three things women need in life: food, water,...

 

My last GOOD RUN was in my pantyhose...

 

I totally believe in sharing the road with other drivers....

 

If you see me smiling it's because I'm thinking of doing...

 

Coffee and vodka are like my life coaches. Coffee says, "Go...

 

I'm not saying you're stupid, oh wait, yes that's what I'm...

 

When you feel powerless just remember.... You can shut...

 

Some people create their own storms, and then get upset...

 

Sorry I was late for work today. I was sitting in my car not...

 

I use meditation and yoga to handle stress... Just kidding,...

 

Every great Mom says the "F" Word.

 

Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen....

 

Love me or Hate me... Bitch, you're still watching me!

 

This bottle of "wine" doesn't have a suggested serving...

 

Today's Attitude Forecast: Slightly sarcastic, with the...

 

The reason you're the past is because you weren't worthy...

 

You can call the police.... but I'm still kicking your...

 

Don't try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion because...

 

Unless life also hands you sugar and water, your lemonade...

 

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