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Forget piss and vinegar... I'm full of snark and profanity.

 

I don't have Ex's. I have Y's. Like "Y the hell did I...

 

I'm not cocky I'm just awesome! I didn't ask for this, God...

 

The best part of my job is when I have those "WTF" moments...

 

I don't always wear my sassy pants. But, when I do, I wear...

 

I'm not lazy..... I'm overflowing with potential energy.

 

My happy place seems to be wherever you aren't.

 

The truth doesn't give a f**k about what your opinion is.

 

When I say I'm busy, what I really mean is I'm staying home...

 

My only regret is that I didn't tell enough people to f**k off.

 

I can mix alcohol with anything. Except my decisions.

 

You can't fix crazy. All you can do is deal with it.

 

Someday I'd like you to introduce me to the person you...

 

I'm not anti-social. I'm just really pro-me.

 

You could be a superhero with your special power, that...

 

My thighs are so sexy, they can't stop touching each other!

 

You have a great ass... too bad it's located on top of...

 

People say love is the best feeling, but I think finding a...

 

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and...

 

Asking how my day went at work is like asking how a drive-by...