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Feel free to put me in your will. The only thing I want...

 

I'm not inappropriate.... I prefer to think of it as,...

 

I don't want the key to success, I would rather pick the lock.

 

You people who have just one glass of wine.... What's...

 

If you suddenly disappeared... I'd begin believing in...

 

A little girl seeks revenge. A real woman moves on while...

 

If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m...

 

You’re about as pleasant as an itchy butt-hole.

 

Don't let my appearance fool you. I'm delightfully cunty!

 

Mean people don't bother me a bit...... Mean people who...

 

Post one more thing about your workout and I'll start...

 

My inner critic is a sarcastic asshole.

 

Hell hath no fury like me when I'm slightly inconvenienced...

 

Some of my co-workers need a sympathetic pat on the head....

 

My heart says yes but my Mom says no.

 

Some people need to try the "Get a job challenge."

 

5 push-ups today. Yep...went bra shopping.

 

Apparently we have a language barrier. I thought "Go...

 

I don't take a Beauty Nap to become Beautiful.... I take it...

 

Sometimes the thoughts in my head get bored and walk out my...