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We go to together like drunk and disorderly.

 

Are you from Starbucks? because I like you a latte.

 

I wish my perfectly detailed wedding plans included a fiance.

 

Are you intimidated by intelligent women? Then, right now...

 

You remind me of money.... Under the scrutiny of light I...

 

We often spend so much money on buying clothes ... but...

 

I'm not ignoring you... My ears just have an automatic...

 

Sometimes my kids like me, but I'm pretty sure it's only...

 

If there is a wrong place and a wrong time, I'll be there.

 

I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really...

 

Don't rush me, I'm waiting for the last minute.

 

I hate Mornings, People, My Job and Working Out. Other...

 

You've got your head so far up your ass, you can see out...

 

The bumper stickers on your car make me regret the day I...

 

Thursday, or I as I like to call it, "Day four of the hostage...

 

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands....

 

Smiling gives you wrinkles..... A resting bitch face keeps...

 

Two minutes in Walmart. I am mentally murdering people....

 

Coffee first... Your bullshit second.

 

This summer I certainly wasn't "bikini ready" but I'm happy...