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We often spend so much money on buying clothes ... but...

 

I'm not ignoring you... My ears just have an automatic...

 

Sometimes my kids like me, but I'm pretty sure it's only...

 

If there is a wrong place and a wrong time, I'll be there.

 

I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really...

 

Don't rush me, I'm waiting for the last minute.

 

I hate Mornings, People, My Job and Working Out. Other...

 

You've got your head so far up your ass, you can see out...

 

The bumper stickers on your car make me regret the day I...

 

Thursday, or I as I like to call it, "Day four of the hostage...

 

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands....

 

Smiling gives you wrinkles..... A resting bitch face keeps...

 

Two minutes in Walmart. I am mentally murdering people....

 

Coffee first... Your bullshit second.

 

This summer I certainly wasn't "bikini ready" but I'm happy...

 

I didn't mean to imply that you're merely a bitch. You are...

 

I don't say I got drunk anymore.... I say my personality...

 

Not only does my mind wander.... Sometimes it f**ks off...

 

I decided to spend my cab money on more drinks... which...

 

The worst part of quitting drinking is the lack of excuses...