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You can't litter negativity everywhere you go and then...

 

Oh please stop... I don't speak Walmart

 

Sometimes I take baths... because it's hard to drink wine...

 

As far as I know, I'm delightful.

 

Don't hate what you don't understand. Life is too short to...

 

Awesome things will happen today if you choose not to be a...

 

I don't try to fit in. It's more fun to stand out.

 

I'll be happy to take anger management classes... As soon as...

 

Sugar and spice and everything nice. F**k the sugar I'm...

 

Of course I'm an organ and tissue donor. Who wouldn't want...

 

When you see me yawning, that's my silent scream for coffee.

 

WARNING! Mood swing in 5 minutes. For your safety...

 

Out of all the lies I've told "Just Kidding" is my favorite.

 

If I had access to time travel, I'd use it to go back and...

 

Hate me?........ Well grab a chair and wait for me to care.

 

Nice legs..... when do they close?

 

No, I'm not Single. I'm in a Long Distance relationship...

 

You're as fake as that coach bag you're carrying, so shut...

 

I like civilization. I just wish it wasn't so filled with...

 

I'm more confused than a chameleon in a bag of skittles.