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I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice...

 

I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to be a...

 

I hate when people get all worked up about cursing. Bitches...

 

Call me tomorrow and ask me if I give a shit. I just don't...

 

Did a cartwheel the other day, thinking it was like riding...

 

I have the book of people I don't like. You're on the cover.

 

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep. The other...

 

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in...

 

I don't have a short attention span.... I'm just planning...

 

I want to throw-in the towel, but that will just make...

 

According to my nipples, summer's over.

 

We go to together like drunk and disorderly.

 

Are you from Starbucks? because I like you a latte.

 

I wish my perfectly detailed wedding plans included a fiance.

 

Are you intimidated by intelligent women? Then, right now...

 

You remind me of money.... Under the scrutiny of light I...

 

We often spend so much money on buying clothes ... but...

 

I'm not ignoring you... My ears just have an automatic...

 

Sometimes my kids like me, but I'm pretty sure it's only...

 

If there is a wrong place and a wrong time, I'll be there.