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I farted....That is as close to me giving a shit as you're...

 

A good bottle of wine and good friends are the perfect blend.

 

I wish I had half the confidence of fat chicks in tube tops.

 

Yesterday I cleaned my house, which is dumb because I still...

 

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine you make me hap...nah,...

 

The only reason I would run with scissors, is if the bitch...

 

That's how I roll. Ladylike with a wad of bitch in my back...

 

I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly like a...

 

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight,...

 

I found my inner bitch and ran with her.

 

If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants...

 

I'm sorry I slapped you, but you didn't seem like you would...

 

You're not fat! You're just big boned..... Like a elephant!

 

I'm a lady. With the vocabulary of a well educated sailor.

 

Dear Bitter Bitch, Please do us all a favor and stop...

 

BEER....... Makes me feel better, and you look better!

 

My license plate should read. If you can read this. Slow the...

 

The look you get when you finally realize, why the f**k am I...

 

They say laughter is the best medicine…. I think...

 

If I say "What" it doesn't mean I didn't hear you. It means...