Congratulations on being
even more annoying than
your...
Congratulations! Your stick figure
family on the back of...
Well aren't you just
smart as a fart
and twice the smell.
Your loss is my gain.
And she loves it!.
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Why did I expect you to share in my happiness, when you...
Did someone say 4 more beers?
I'm 100% sure he's the father,
but I have a list of...
Wow! I just love that Tattoo on the lower back. Might as well...
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Congratulations on your
huge tax return after
sitting on...
Oh, you ran 7 miles in the pouring
rain today? Thanks for...
Cry me a river, build a bridge
and get over it!
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My clever comebacks
usually surface about
an hour too late....
Here's to the end of
another shitty day!
Walking down Holt Blvd was the best career move ever!
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