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Congratulations on being man enough to handle a woman like...

 

You call it the walk of shame. I call it the Got Laid Parade!

 

Why did I expect you to share in my happiness, when you...

 

Did someone say 4 more beers?

 

Well aren't you just smart as a fart and twice the smell.

 

Your loss is my gain. And she loves it!.

 

You can't turn back the clock. But sometimes you get to wind...

 

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually...

 

Congratulations on your huge tax return after sitting on...

 

Oh, you ran 7 miles in the pouring rain today? Thanks for...

 

I'm 100% sure he's the father, but I have a list of...

 

Wow! I just love that Tattoo on the lower back. Might as well...

 

Roses are red, violets blue, I see the knife you stuck in my...

 

A new study shows... We can get you to believe anything as...

 

My clever comebacks usually surface about an hour too late....

 

Here's to the end of another shitty day!

 

Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it!

 

United Shut-Down of America!

 

Congratulations on being even more annoying than your...

 

Congratulations! Your stick figure family on the back of...

 

I'm not saying you're low-class. But if this were Monopoly,...

 

Walking down Holt Blvd was the best career move ever!