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I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm someone's triple...

 

"Money can't buy happiness." I would like to meet the...

 

Good morning, people! Your golden ray of sarcastic sunshine...

 

My relationship advice is basically directions to the...

 

If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against.

 

Wanna play house? You be the door and I will slam you all...

 

You must be my new boss because you just gave me a raise.

 

Remember when I say "Have a nice day" the f**ker is silent!

 

You work here? I was about to have you picked up for...

 

Remember when 'friends' were people who showed up at your...

 

If you think I'm a bitch you should meet my sister.

 

My Indian name is Chief Gassy Pants.

 

I don't always take cheesy nude picture of myself, but when...

 

Run into ME while you're texting, and I'll shove that...

 

The word Awesome ends with "ME". Coincidence?.... I think not!

 

When I want your opinion, I'll Google it.

 

It's been a long time since we last met. I've just been...

 

Sometimes I wonder how I became such a weird person......

 

Boobs and botox won't give you class..... It just gives...

 

Men are attracted to confidence more than boobs, faces, or...

 
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