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I chose the road less traveled..... Now, where the hell am I?

 

I don't call my bathroom the John. I call it Jim so I can...

 

The only exercise I do is running from commitment!

 

I've noticed that you have a hard time laughing at...

 

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's an Instagram filter.

 

At Walmart you can find women in full make-up and hair....

 

You're Fat... Don't sugarcoat it cause you'll eat that too.

 

I followed my heart. Now I'm at the liquor store.

 

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other...

 

I don't enjoy being a sarcastic bitch. I enjoy it...

 

DRINKING GAME: Take a shot every time you feel sad.

 

I'm a bitch before coffee. And after.

 

Hey You, You're pretty freaking awesome. Keep that shit...

 

I hate it when I have to be nice to someone I really wanna...

 

They should put prizes in tampon boxes... Like: I know...

 

Women Don't Fart.... They do however shoot tiny puffs of...

 

HAPPY HOUR! Because therapy is expensive.

 

How To Twerk: Step One: Reconsider

 

I wish I could donate my body fat to those in need.

 

I'm grateful to the difficult people in my life.... They show...

 
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