Mommy doesn't have a favorite child.
You all annoy me equally.
Just because you post how much
you love your kids doesn't...
Dear Family,
Thank you for all those
wonderful childhood...
Here are your dinner
choices dear.
1. Eat what I made....
Ever since I saw you in your
family tree, I've wanted to...
Patience... is what parents
display when witnesses
are...
I'm so jealous of my Parents.
I will never have a kid as...
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Facebook:
Helping deadbeat parents
everywhere pretend to...
HOME:
Where the HO & ME
come together.
Hey Mom!
I looked up common sense....
it doesn't say...
My Kids: The reason I get
up in the morning. The
reason I...
If I had spoken to my parents the way some children do now, I...
Just because I give you advice,
doesn't mean I know more...
Don't you worry about me,
I'm taking care of my...
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Soccer Mom my ass.
I'm a Hockey Mom.
Screw with me and...
Back off. I have a SISTER, and
I'm not afraid to use her!
Cooking for my family is such
a pleasure. They get to eat...
Our family puts the "Fun"
in dysfunctional!
Your kid is NOT tired or hungry.
Your kid is a little brat...
When I was a kid they
didn't call it "Behavioral...
Of course he wears the pants in the family, but I picked them...
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Oh, please... Nothing can scare me.
I have a husband & kids...
Do you think it might be
possible that you were an
anal baby?
Discipline your kids today
so a prison guard won't
have to...
If you want a meal 'like
mom used to make'...
let me show...
When did I change from party
animal to laundry expert?
When I was kid they had a cure
for ADHD... It was called
a...
It's so cute how you let your
child act like a raging brat...
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