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There is no "sport" more obnoxious than competitive...

 

I understand the concept of cooking and cleaning, just not...

 

I hate the phrase "kids will be kids" I think it should be...

 

"Karma" is just a fancy word, invented by someone too lazy...

 

I get paid to be nice at work, I'm not sure why my family...

 

Some people are living proof that it's time to change the...

 

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit...

 

I'm not saying she's a bad mother, I'm just saying some...

 

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings,...

 

Damn right I was hard on my kids. That's why they didn't...

 

Want to know who your true friends are? Have kids!

 

Vanilla for you, chocolate for you and and Ambien laced...

 

Parenting: If they don't say they hate you at least twice...

 

My idea of a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand!

 

I'm in charge of how I feel... And today I'm going to feel...

 

I shook the family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out.

 

Thank you family for putting empty cereal boxes back in...

 

I'm sorry sir, did you say your child is passionate? I...

 

It's incredibly easy to balance work & family when you don't...

 

Please pass me that parenting handbook. I need to smack...