Go ahead give me the
silent treatment!
Quite frankly I...
That is the ugliest
top I've ever seen,
yet it compliments...
Stop talking about yourself,
We'll talk about you when you...
You give me no choice but to crop
you out of my life.
Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me.
Yes, that's right. 1 pillow.
At night. Across the face...
I feel strong, free, and beautiful when I delete bullshit from...
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I won't argue with people who
I can remove from my life
by...
Dear Diet,
It has been a long hard journey
but it's time to...
I don't know much sign language
but here's two words
with...
Has anyone ever told you
that you look like a
turd gone bad?
Today I decided to just not give a
fuck. And if you see me...
If you can't play the game, get
the fuck out of my arena.
I was thinking we could play
a game, It's called "Hide
and...
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They say happiness is a
state of mind.
Move to another...
I could kill you with kindness, but shoving you into traffic...
"We have to get together sometime!"
Is a great way of saying,...
Don't let the door hit you on the
way out! Hell who am
I...
I believe in family, but there's a
reason God was a
single...
I only saved your number so I would know not to answer when...
As I gaze into my crystal ball,
I see myself telling you to...
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You can't win a fight
with a crazy person
because they...
The Pope just wanted to prove
he was a good Catholic by...
Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable, like a...
Don't you have some
offs to go fuck?
They hate to see me go,
but they love to watch
me leave.
I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind...
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I have 5 fingers, the middle...
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