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A friend is someone you can call when you wake up covered...

 

Hey let's do lunch with our toddlers this week? Just...

 

If you are wondering how an outsider knows your business,...

 

Just because I am smiling at you doesn't mean I trust you.

 

All women have an hourglass figure. It's just that we all...

 

You're a big scoop of awesomeness, covered with nerd,...

 

This Thanksgiving I am thankful for wine! How else would...

 

Everyone needs a smart-assed, sarcastic friend. I'm so...

 

Now accepting applications for: Partner in Crime. Must be...

 

Facebook should swap out the poke feature for a slap or a...

 

I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I...

 

Breaking up with you on Facebook was the easiest way for me...

 

I promise, we are the sweetest, nicest girls you will ever...

 

Friendship is weird. You meet another human and you think "I...

 

I must have super powers.. Because I'm the only one who...

 

If I didn't drink, how would my friends know I love them at...

 

Real friends photograph each other naked.

 

A real friend is someone who knows how totally crazy you...

 

You know we are friends when I start talking in a British...

 

You had me at "I never wear Underwear".

 

I knew we would be best friends when you opened up about...

 

Never trust a friend who talks shit about their other...

 

Our friendship is like the journey of a fart... developed out...

 

I'm no detective but I followed The trail of bullshit and it...

 

A friend who suddenly cancels plans, after you made the...

 

Friends don't let friends sleep alone. Let's be friends!

 

I'm that friend that you have to explain to people before...

 

Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I've never...

 
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