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You remind me of my thong. Always up my ass and in my business.

 

Don’t follow my footsteps. I run into walls.

 

Fitness you say? More like Fitness this whole cake in my...

 

I refuse to become what you call normal.

 

Let's spend hours getting ready to make sure guys notice...

 

Some of our conversations could be used against us in a...

 

I'm sure lots of people like you dear, but I'm NOT one of them.

 

It's time for our monthly therapy sessions. Coffee, Nails,...

 

You think you can out-bitch me? Oh honey, you still got your...

 

I don't know if it's your mouth talking or your ass... It...

 

There's nothing quite as painful as suppressing a...

 

You think I'm crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

 

Despite the look on my face... You're still talking?

 

I miss getting sloppy drunk you with, blacking out and...

 

I have never been in a hostage situation..... but I have...

 

If I had a nickle for every time you got on my nerves........

 

I'd rather testify for the prosecution in a gangland...

 

The selfies you don't post are what you REALLY look like!

 

Ain't got no time for drama! I'd rather you be rude and...

 

I have the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a...

 
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