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We don't know each other, but we have 10 mutual friends on...

 

I'm on my way to Skankville... Get in!

 

Keep rolling your eyes, bitch. Maybe you'll find a brain...

 

If I were a pimp daddy you'd be my #1 hoe because I respect...

 

That confused feeling you get when you drunk call your friends...

 

Tell me all about your religious and political views....

 

We are just like fat thighs, we will always stick together.

 

Thanks for the request, but I already have plenty of...

 

I've made a discovery and I thought you should be the...

 

I'm going to introduce you to Pinterest. But first take a...

 

My liver hates our Friendship.

 

You call it "the gift of gab". I call it "the reason I don't...

 

Mess with me, bad idea, mess with my best friend, really,...

 

You'll be my best friend forever, Well... unless you get...

 

Don't you hate it when people pretend to be your friend,...

 

Sometimes I miss being friends, but then I remember you're...

 

Oh I'm sorry, I thought friendship worked both ways. I...

 

Your secrets are safe with me, I zoned out about 30 minutes ago.

 

That silent moment when you realize you let your "Inner...

 

I know we will be best friends forever. We're too lazy to...

 

You are like my favorite bra, comfy and supportive but still...

 

I love the way you randomly look down at your phone when I'm...

 

Me? Jealous of you? Bless your little delusional heart.

 

Dating should be like buying a car... You should get to talk...

 

Good friends will talk about their sex lives. Best friends...

 

I knew we would be best friends when you listened to all of...

 

Drama doesn't just walk into your life. You must create...

 

I can be your best friend until you piss me off, then I'll...