I would never judge you based on
your race or gender.
But,...
Please use your big girl voice.
I don't speak Whinease.
I'm sorry, but while you were rambling on, I just thought of...
Any of my friends that want
to hang out need to hurry up!...
Just found the cutest hand
basket on Pinterest
that I...
I promise we're the sweetest and nicest girls you'll ever...
I think we get along so well
because we're both bitches!
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Just a warning. I'm all out of my
medication that helps
me...
If all else fails, delete me bitch.
I don't mind being the
smart one, but can we
take turns...
Friends are like butt cheeks,
shit comes between them
but...
Trying to put me back in the
friend-zone? Sorry, I'm stuck...
I could kill you with
kindness, but shoving
you into...
If you can't say something
nice then...
You and I are...
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Facebook is great for reconnecting
with old friends, and...
Before speaking please
make sure your tongue
is connected...
Best Friends don't judge each other.
They judge other people,...
If it requires me taking off my
pajamas and putting a bra...
I would like you a lot more if social media didn't keep me in...
We have the type of friendship where insulting each other just...
You can always count on me to
be the asshole who gives you a...
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If we're going to be friends there
are rules. If I'm mad at...
People think I'm shy
because I don't get
involved in their...
It's almost time to start
my annual Jan 1st
through Jan 3rd...
I Googled what you said and
Google confirmed you are
in...
That is an interesting point,
but if you take a look
at the...
I promise you have my full attention
until someone else...
You will always be my best
friend... You know too much.
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