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Our superpowers are drinking wine and judging people.

 

You're my best friend, with a vagina!

 

You bring the friendship I'll bring the benefits.

 

Don't try to win over the haters. You're not the jerk whisperer.

 

My liver can no longer handle our friendship.

 

Life's a trip. You got to smile and trip with it!

 

I'm in one of those moods where I just want to throw a...

 

You are ridiculous, inappropriate offensive and hilarious....

 

How many bowls of Bitchflakes did you have this morning?

 

I'll return your call about this weekend as soon as I...

 

If I act like I care, it's just because I'm a very good...

 

My face hurts from pretending to like you.

 

I think you hold your farts in because it must travel up...

 

Oh.. So what you're saying is you don't like me treating...

 

Aawwww... I see you're back to being pleasant again, to...

 

You don't have to be crazy to be my friend. But it helps.

 

Thanks for all the unsolicited parenting advice, especially...

 

We have the type of friendship where insulting each other...

 

I'd be a total bad ass in prison. Right up until that first...

 

For every bad idea you have, I'm always there to tell you......

 

I don't have to put up with you if you're not making me money.

 

Back off, asshole. I have a best friend and I'm not afraid...

 

We will be the old bitches in the nursing home causing...

 

If you're not my friend during the bad times, don't expect...

 

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh, you cry, I cry....

 

I knew we would never be friends when you left the restroom...

 

I live in my own little world, but it's okay... they know...

 

Try rubbing toilet paper between your boobs to make them...