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Sorry you are so sick, but glad to see you are well enough...

 

Not sure if I need sex, sleep or to punch someone in the...

 

Googling your symptoms when you don't feel well is the...

 

Roses are red violets are blue I'm skitzafranic and so am I!

 

I'm sorry but it looks like you have a severe case of the...

 

If laughter is the best medicine, then all it takes to cure...

 

Get well soon! Headstones are expensive!

 

I wouldn't touch you if I were dying of a dreadfully...

 

Let me put it like this, nothing below your waist should look...

 

If you are asked to purchase a 2nd seat on a plane so your...

 

My balanced diet is a glass of wine in each hand.

 

Your proctologist just called... He's found your head!

 

I've been avoiding exercise for a long time now. You might...

 

Depression hurts.... Chocolate can help!

 

Jealousy is a disease, and they have medicine for it! It's...

 

Your inability to keep you legs closed seems to have...

 

My therapist told me the way to find inner peace was to...

 

I have an eating disorder. I'm about to eat...

 

Always keep Get Well cards on the mantle. That way when...

 

You're so old your blood type was discontinued.

 

On a scale of 1 to stepping on a lego, how much pain are...

 

Some people need to be hit real hard with reality, kicked...

 

If I'm ever on life support, unplug me... then plug me back...

 

Make yourself a cute little cocktail, Put on your favorite...

 

A jealous bitch will make up anything or try hard to create...

 

Just because I said Hello doesn't mean I want to hug you...

 

I'm feeling like such a bitch today, I think I'm on someone...

 

Medical history indicates that Stupidity is just a natural...

 
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