Googling your symptoms
when you don't feel well
is the...
I have an eating disorder.
I'm about to eat...
Just because I said Hello
doesn't mean I want to
hug you...
I'm feeling like such a bitch today,
I think I'm on someone...
Medical history indicates that
Stupidity is just a
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Make yourself a cute little
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I'm sorry but it looks like you
have a severe case of the...
If laughter is the best medicine, then all it takes to cure...
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Headstones are
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Before the company
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Roses are red violets are blue I'm skitzafranic and so am I!
Your proctologist just called...
He's found your head!
I've been avoiding exercise for
a long time now. You might...
Depression hurts....
Chocolate can help!
Oh, you're unhappy with your
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My balanced diet is a glass
of wine in each hand.
Always keep Get Well cards
on the mantle. That way when...
You're so old your blood type was
discontinued.
On a scale of 1 to stepping on
a lego, how much pain
are...
No stupid, you don't put
the Bath Salt in your
bath water,...
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