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Sorry you are so sick, but glad to see you are well enough...

 

I wouldn't touch you if I were dying of a dreadfully...

 

Jealousy is a disease, and they have medicine for it! It's...

 

Some people need to be hit real hard with reality, kicked...

 

Not sure if I need sex, sleep or to punch someone in the...

 

Let me put it like this, nothing below your waist should look...

 

Your inability to keep you legs closed seems to have...

 

If I'm ever on life support, unplug me... then plug me back...

 

Googling your symptoms when you don't feel well is the...

 

If you are asked to purchase a 2nd seat on a plane so your...

 

My therapist told me the way to find inner peace was to...

 

Make yourself a cute little cocktail, Put on your favorite...

 

Roses are red violets are blue I'm skitzafranic and so am I!

 

My balanced diet is a glass of wine in each hand.

 

I have an eating disorder. I'm about to eat...

 

A jealous bitch will make up anything or try hard to create...

 

I'm sorry but it looks like you have a severe case of the...

 

Your proctologist just called... He's found your head!

 

Always keep Get Well cards on the mantle. That way when...

 

Just because I said Hello doesn't mean I want to hug you...

 
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