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Rappers shouldn't have to file taxes because they itemize...

 

Itunes has it all wrong. The hottest single of the year is me.

 

If I were a musician, I'd make sure to list you in my...

 

I owe my life to Taylor Swift! I was in a coma for 2...

 

If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared... Why is there a song...

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead to the belief...

 

I think I would like Gangster Rap more if it wasn't always...

 

Maybe dancing like no one's watching isn't such a good idea...

 

You make me wanna write the greatest song of all time....

 

Little girls, you can keep your Bieber & One Direction....

 

Everyone around me is either, getting fixed, getting...

 

I wrote you a new song today and I hope you like it. It's a...

 

Chitty Chitty bang bang, Chitty Chitty bang bang, Oh I feel...

 

I didn't ask you to dance bitch. I said you look fat in...

 

Justin Timberlake should've won an award last night for...

 

I listen to rap music. Just kidding, I have class.

 

That's right, I have a big butt, that's what you want. You...

 

Like a good neighbor, stay over there.

 

I wrote a new song today.. It's called "I could love you...

 

When I'm a millionaire, just know you will NOT be in my...

 

Don’t dance like no one is watching, dance like someone...

 

I used to go to the club and drop it like it's hot... Now...

 

I'm silently judging you on your taste in music.

 

Yes, It's called the "courtesy dance" and is reserved for...

 

Everyday I'm Shuff, Shufflin!

 

I don't always play guitar, but when I do, bitches go crazy!