Don’t dance like no one is
watching, dance like someone...
If I were a musician,
I'd make sure to list
you in my...
Everyone around me is either,
getting fixed,
getting...
I wrote you a new song today and I hope you like it. It's a...
Chitty Chitty bang bang,
Chitty Chitty bang bang,
Oh I feel...
I didn't ask you to dance bitch.
I said you look fat in...
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Itunes has it all wrong.
The hottest single of
the year is me.
That's right, I have a big butt,
that's what you want.
You...
Like a good neighbor,
stay over there.
I wrote a new song today.. It's called "I could love you...
When I'm a millionaire, just know you will NOT be in my...
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You make me wanna write the
greatest song of all time....
I'm silently judging you
on your taste in music.
Yes, It's called the "courtesy
dance" and is reserved
for...
Everyday I'm Shuff, Shufflin!
I don't always play guitar, but
when I do, bitches go crazy!
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I used to go to the club
and drop it like it's hot...
Now...
I owe my life to Taylor Swift!
I was in a coma for 2...
If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared... Why is there a song...
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead to the belief...
I think I would like
Gangster Rap more if
it wasn't always...
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