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You're like a smoke detector... Really loud and f**king...

 

I don't want to brag. But I'm pretty mediocre at...

 

Sometimes I think if something so bizarre and twisted my...

 

When life gives you lemons. Sell them to buy wine.

 

Don't have phone sex. You might get hearing aids.

 

I'm just gonna sit back relax, and read a good fictional...

 

According to this serving size I'm a family of four.

 

I hate it when I think I'm buying organic vegetables, but...

 

Maturing is realizing how many things don't require your...

 

Beer isn't everything. Sex must also be involved.

 

The hardest part of my day is trying to get the cork off of...

 

A little FYI... I'm getting drunk with or without you.

 

I'm a proud supporter of messy hair and sweatpants.

 

I absolutely love the day before my diet starts.

 

I can Rise and Shine just not at the same time.

 

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a...

 

I make everything from scratch. I scratch the label right...

 

Let's all celebrate 'Me Day'!

 

Sorry I'm not good at People-ing

 

I never laugh or smile until I've had my coffee.

 
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