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Having a sugar daddy is great until daddy wants that sugar.

 

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I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

 

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My salad for lunch is missing one key ingredient which would...

 

You can call yours yoga pants if you want to. I'm going...

 

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Men are Idiots...Do you know anything else that would pay you...

 

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Thanks for all the posts with hash tags and sentences with...

 

I'm not saying go away forever. I'm saying I'll call you...

 

Blow it out your butt you cry baby bitch.

 

You should know I take my sarcasm very seriously.

 

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I'm not arrogant. I'm just a whole lot better than you.

 

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This is for anyone that has to act different than who they...

 
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