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My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a...

 

I make everything from scratch. I scratch the label right...

 

Let's all celebrate 'Me Day'!

 

Sorry I'm not good at People-ing

 

I never laugh or smile until I've had my coffee.

 

I don't know where all this crap about me being a difficult...

 

You should be aware that I take my sarcasm very seriously.

 

You're not big boned. Bones don't jiggle when you walk.

 

Like a fat kid falling down a hill. That's how I roll bitches.

 

Whoever is trying to bring you down.... Is already below you.

 

Unless I owe you or your family money, it is absolutely...

 

Sometimes I just stop talking and it solves everything.

 

Before I commit to a relationship I make them use a slow...

 

Here's to you! And wishing you all the happiness Hell has...

 

The village is missing some of their idiots, you need to...

 

Bless your delusional heart!

 

You are not completely grown up until you take total...

 

You're the reason this country has to put directions...

 

I take comfort in knowing that people younger than me look...

 

Technology is like most people. They can be your friend one...