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The hardest part of my day is trying to get the cork off of...

 

A little FYI... I'm getting drunk with or without you.

 

I'm a proud supporter of messy hair and sweatpants.

 

I absolutely love the day before my diet starts.

 

I can Rise and Shine just not at the same time.

 

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a...

 

I make everything from scratch. I scratch the label right...

 

Let's all celebrate 'Me Day'!

 

Sorry I'm not good at People-ing

 

I never laugh or smile until I've had my coffee.

 

I don't know where all this crap about me being a difficult...

 

You should be aware that I take my sarcasm very seriously.

 

You're not big boned. Bones don't jiggle when you walk.

 

Like a fat kid falling down a hill. That's how I roll bitches.

 

Whoever is trying to bring you down.... Is already below you.

 

Unless I owe you or your family money, it is absolutely...

 

Sometimes I just stop talking and it solves everything.

 

Before I commit to a relationship I make them use a slow...

 

Here's to you! And wishing you all the happiness Hell has...

 

The village is missing some of their idiots, you need to...