I'm not saying she's a hoe,
but if her vagina was
property...
I think you need to get a
new hobby that doesn't
involve...
Zombies eat brains... You're safe.
Drink Coffee!
Do stupid things faster
with more energy.
I can go from Southern Belle
to Ghetto Bitch faster than
you...
Remind me to bitch slap you before
I clock out today.
I'm just like everyone else...
I put my straight jacket on...
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Facebook is no place for your dirty laundry, whether you are...
I've compiled a list of people
who give a shit about your...
I knew I was going to
hate you when I saw
you wearing that...
The rate at which sarcasm
is released from my mouth
is in...
When you are sad it's
important to remember
you don't look...
I'm not arrogant, I'm just
better than you.
I'm Still HOT.... Only now it
comes in Flashes.
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I get in this weird mood where I don't want to talk to anybody...
Men are like periods....
You worry when they're
late,...
My anger management classes
really piss me off.
Since you're always tagging
yourself at the bar, mall or...
I'm sorry you don't like my honesty,
I don't like your lies.
I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been banged more than a...
Let me know when you're
available to chat again,
so I can...
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I just don't have the energy
to shit butterflies and piss...
I’d explain it to you again, but I’m all out of crayons...
Sweetie it's OK, I know you
want to be me!
I can't remember the last
time I said I love you.
So I'm...
I'm so damn crafty, I sweat glitter.
Everyone is entitled to their
own opinion. I just think it's...
You don't agree with the
government? You should
rebel by...
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