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A Vodka Please. I'm sorry Ma'am , this is McDonalds. All...

 

You can call yours yoga pants if you want to. I'm going...

 

I'm not saying go away forever. I'm saying I'll call you...

 

Don't piss me off then tell me to calm down, that's like...

 

I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

 

If "life is a highway" I crashed my car on the entrance...

 

Blow it out your butt you cry baby bitch.

 

Drama Queen's cannot exist without an audience.

 

I love long walks on the beach with my girlfriend, until the...

 

Why do people who say they don't care what people think......

 

My nickname is "Gillette" because I'm the best a man can...

 

You should know I take my sarcasm very seriously.

 

Life always offers you a second chance. It's called...

 

Men are Idiots...Do you know anything else that would pay you...

 

Sometimes, I hate people not for what they do in life, but...

 

"You clean up nicely", is just a polite way of saying, "You...

 

If you could stop sharing those Facebook movies all over...

 

You will get tired of knocking me down, before I get tired...

 

I'm not arrogant. I'm just a whole lot better than you.

 

I've reached the age where happy hour is a nap.