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Saying I have a drinking problem is like saying Bruce Lee...

 

Me a morning person?? Pfffft... Most days I'm not even an...

 

Your Yoga pants make your ass look like you have never...

 

If someone accuses you of having too much to drink, simply...

 

I miss you, and your midsection.

 

Imagine a world where people know the difference between...

 

Note to self: I'm pretty damn AWESOME!

 

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"I don't feel like it." is a full sentence. Now, move...

 

Sure, you have freedom of speech. Just be sure to choose...

 

You have as much of a right to voice your opinion......

 

Back in my day we also drank underage, we just weren't...

 

Oh, I'm sorry you didn't get the memo that we weren't...

 

I don't wear panties but if I did, I'd so be throwing them...

 

Yeah Right! Like Jesus would live in a gated community and...

 

Prince Charming can wait. I'm too busy falling in love...

 

Men, If you can't control your woman....Then you found a...

 

Learn a lesson from your dog. No matter what life brings you,...

 

I hate to inform you but we searched everywhere and were...

 

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Some, whenever they...

 

If you're not a hemorrhoid get off my ass!