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Don't piss me off then tell me to calm down, that's like...

 

I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

 

If "life is a highway" I crashed my car on the entrance...

 

Blow it out your butt you cry baby bitch.

 

Drama Queen's cannot exist without an audience.

 

I love long walks on the beach with my girlfriend, until the...

 

Why do people who say they don't care what people think......

 

My nickname is "Gillette" because I'm the best a man can...

 

You should know I take my sarcasm very seriously.

 

Life always offers you a second chance. It's called...

 

Men are Idiots...Do you know anything else that would pay you...

 

Sometimes, I hate people not for what they do in life, but...

 

"You clean up nicely", is just a polite way of saying, "You...

 

If you could stop sharing those Facebook movies all over...

 

You will get tired of knocking me down, before I get tired...

 

I'm not arrogant. I'm just a whole lot better than you.

 

I've reached the age where happy hour is a nap.

 

There are so many scams on the internet now.... Send me...

 

I need a nap... And by nap I mean a small coma so I can...

 

A few days into the new year and there's already a stupid...