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Dear Sluts, Please don't April Fools your friends & Family...

 

Happy First Day of Spring!

 

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Dear Mother Nature, Get back on your meds, open a bottle...

 

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My New Year's resolutions would be easier to keep if we...

 

Happy Easter to all the families still on speaking terms!

 

A lovely winter we're having this spring, eh?

 

Girl Scout Cookies combine two things I like best... cookies...

 

I'm giving up ALL my New Year's resolutions for Lent.

 

Remember back when we were kids and every time it was...

 

I'm so hot, at work I sexually harass myself.

 

Hey Santa, thanks for the triple chin you brought me this...

 

Dear IRS - I am writing you to cancel my subscription....

 

If you would agree to have sex with me tonight I'd be...

 

Do you have plans for Lent? Because I think you should...

 

Dear Mother Nature, Get back on your meds, slam a couple of...

 

That moment when one snowflake falls and suddenly everyone...

 

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It's so cold outside, hitchhikers are holding up pictures...

 
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