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Summertime is almost over. So all you half naked people need...

 

I'm glad the slower summer pace at work gives us more time...

 

Summer has snuck up once again on me and my giant ass.

 

It's not that I hate Easter, It's the risk of of type 2...

 

Spring is here! Time to blind everyone with your pasty...

 

Happy Easter to all the families still on speaking terms!

 

Dear IRS - I am writing you to cancel my subscription....

 

Mother Nature must be going through Menopause... Day 1:...

 

Dear Sluts, Please don't April Fools your friends & Family...

 

A lovely winter we're having this spring, eh?

 

If you would agree to have sex with me tonight I'd be...

 

For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the...

 

Happy First Day of Spring!

 

Girl Scout Cookies combine two things I like best... cookies...

 

Do you have plans for Lent? Because I think you should...

 

The hour we lose this weekend was the one I was gonna use to...

 

I say we give up alcohol for Lent to see if we really like...

 

I'm giving up ALL my New Year's resolutions for Lent.

 

Dear Mother Nature, Get back on your meds, slam a couple of...

 

I would like to hang old man winter by his saggy balls!...

 
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