Got up to 40 minutes
on the exercise bike!
Next week I'm...
Ohhh, my constant
posts about working
out are annoying?...
Dear people at the Gym,
Just because you're
wearing...
I used to hit the gym when I was
stressed. Now I just hit...
I have to exercise early
in the morning before my
brain...
New NFL rule. You can catch
the ball by catching the
guy...
My favorite machine at the
gym is the television.
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I love it when I run because
my thighs constantly
clap and...
I do yoga to relieve
stress. Just kidding,
I drink wine.
I'm inviting you to watch the
Super Bowl with me
at your...
I love my six pack so much,
I protect it with a layer of fat.
Please tell me more about
your cat and your recent
breakup,...
I ran 3 miles this morning,
so if I did my math correctly,...
I'm thinking about joining
a sports team just so I can
get...
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Of course I'm in shape.
My shape is round.
Unless you fell off the treadmill
and smacked your face,...
It's the Holiday Season....
Don't forget to set
your...
I don't always talk to people
at the gym, but when I do,
I...
I wouldn't be caught dead
in a damn track suit unless
it...
How can I lose 25 pounds by tonight?
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I'm not cheating... I'm just changing some rules.
Unlike the Super Bowl, my blackouts are brought to you by...
Good Game
Good Game
Good Game
I Hate You
Good...
If someone gets on the treadmill
next to me, I mentally...
You look so cool walking around
the gym staring at yourself...
I keep setting my DVR to record "The Biggest Loser" but it...
I didn't make it to the gym today.
That makes it 3 years in a...
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