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Never try to F**K up someones life with a lie, When yours...

 

The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't...

 

Your I.Q. test came back Negative.

 

I'm sick of reality. I want a Fairy God Mother.

 

You're as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker.

 

Parenting: If it doesn't feel like torture, you're not...

 

I know that misery loves company, but please leave me off...

 

Good thing I'm judged on my actions and not my thoughts.

 

They say money can't buy you happiness, but I've got a...

 

Look...I've found a picture of your love life!

 

I'm afraid I have some bad news for you. You have...

 

Don't ever think you have it that bad. Somewhere in the...

 

Oh honey I see right through fake smiles and fake kindness....

 

America was not shut down properly. Would you like to...

 

Pardon my sarcasm and cynicism, but I've put up with enough...

 

I really enjoy all of your religious posts on Facebook!...

 

You claim you're a bad boy... yet you have no house, no...

 

I'm going to hell in every religion!

 

Why oh why couldn't I have been rich instead of good looking?!

 

I don't know why you're complaining about your appearance....

 
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