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You're my favorite cardio workout.

 

I hope you like my recipe, they're called shut the fucupcakes.

 

Your brain must have taken a laxative, because it sure is...

 

I know life is unfair..... But this is f**king ridiculous.

 

I'll just keep calm and let Karma finish things up for me.

 

I will never chase a man. But if he has tattoos, a girl...

 

There are some things that money can't buy.... like manner,...

 

If you're going to post a passive aggressive Facebook status...

 

I love you dearly but if there's ever a zombie apocalypse...

 

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it...

 

A douche-bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina!

 

Your face is beautiful... like a picture. I'd like to frame...

 

Tonight's menu is in your honor. I'm making Stuffed...

 

Sometimes I feel guilty because I'm smarter and prettier...

 

I need a vacation, but I'm flat broke. I wonder how far a...

 

I hope the bus you threw me under runs a red light and...

 

Don't be afraid of my Pit Bull... I'm 100 times more...

 

If ignorance is bliss, then why aren't you a happy M***ER...

 

So you only date "bad boys". Then complain about how badly...

 

Crying about your broken heart all day wont help. Be mature...

 
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