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I'm sure that whatever you have to say can wait until you're...

 

I had a wet dream about you .... I pissed myself laughing...

 

If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your...

 

I saw the most beautiful moving painting at the art...

 

Forget the candle lit dinner and flowers... Just grab my hair,...

 

You are my current obsession.

 

Instead of shoving your so-called “Biblical values” down...

 

I know how to tap into my inner happiness. I pull out the cork...

 

You bring out the best of my insults.

 

I wish you could order Karma like a pizza and have it...

 

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is...

 

Since my attempts to have sex with you failed, let's just be...

 

Thanks for the naked picture of you in that last text,...

 

I'd give you a penny for your thoughts, But I hate...

 

You are like a shit salesman with a mouthful of samples.

 

Would you mind handing your kids the phone so I can tell...

 

Any idiot can drive a straight line, but it takes an expert...

 

I'm not an All-State agent, but I'm pretty sure they don't...

 

Well aren't you just a truckload of idiot!

 

Just thought I'd let you know that you crossed my mind...

 

Look down your shirt and spell the word 'attic'!

 

If you were a booger... I'd pick you first

 

Great minds think alike, but dirty minds work together.

 

I want you to know that whatever problems you're having, I'm...

 

On days when I get really sad and depressed, I just...

 

There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.

 

I want to see my shoes on your shoulders!

 

Kids are like farts.... You don't mind your own but other...