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Crying about your broken heart all day wont help. Be mature...

 

If and when I fart and you smell it, take a moment and let...

 

A small diet coke with your Super-sized Big Mac does not...

 

Roses are red, violets are blue, please take your pants off...

 

Sometimes I'm amazed at just how much you can eat. Like,...

 

If you were a waitress, I'd order you with me on it.

 

I almost had an "I need a guy" moment, but then I was able...

 

I'm not saying you're a whore. I'm just saying it's odd...

 

You are the reason I get up every morning. That, and I...

 

I'm no bartender, but let me recommend a nice smooth shot...

 

Let's play carnival... You sit on my face and I'll guess...

 

Your snarky opinion of my emotional status isn't improving...

 

If there's such a thing as reincarnation... I hope I come...

 

Trust me, you can dance. ~Alcohol

 

It was pretty easy to find you. I just asked everybody where...

 

Here's a thought... maybe you wouldn't have to mention you...

 

I hate it when you undress me with your eyes! Use your teeth.

 

It's not that I hate you, I'm just not necessarily excited...

 

I'm sure that whatever you have to say can wait until you're...

 

I know how to tap into my inner happiness. I pull out the cork...