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They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder...

 

Think of marriage as your first appearance on a reality...

 

Let's behave this weekend in a manner that would render it...

 

You never realize how many people you hate.... until you...

 

I'm in the mood to dance like an asshole. Will one of my...

 

Even if being gay WAS a choice who cares? People choose to...

 

As your best friend, I feel it's my duty to make the most...

 

I absolutely believe gay marriage should be legal. Why...

 

The key to a happy marriage is to keep the fights clean and...

 

Did you hear scientists found a new food that decreases a...

 

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife...

 

Now that we're married I can gradually show her all my...

 

May your wedding be full of obnoxious drunk people and good...

 

I don't always make bad decisions, but when I do, I usually...

 

I think I'll pass on the marriage thing. I would rather be...

 

I promise to be a great killing partner during the Zombie...

 

If you weren't such an evil, selfish, conniving slut ... I'd...

 

Five years from now I'll be stabbing you with this same knife....

 

Marriages don't fail. Wives fail.