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I LOVE MONDAYS: Almost as much as I love keeping this...

 

Let's use this April Fool's Day as a cover for dozens of...

 

The more I hear your voice, the less I fear of my ears...

 

I was going to do that, but then you told me to.

 

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack....

 

The hardest I work is when I'm figuring out how to get out...

 

I don't usually drink alcohol from a coffee mug, but when...

 

Let's talk swear words. F**k can be part of almost any...

 

I drink on Friday to save peoples lives at work on Monday.

 

I'm going to start keeping a Pez dispenser in my desk at work...

 

I sure hope you recover from your illness faster than I...

 

There's no wine holder on this vacuum cleaner. It's like it...

 

I kiss my boss's ass because it's much more appealing than...

 

My door is always open if you'd like to discuss how you can...

 

Customers who find the Staff rude should see the Manager.

 

I really don't give a shit. I just pretend to work here.

 

I don't compete, I dominate.

 

When at work, I feel like a teacher... Of common sense 101.

 

When I told you I had an open door policy, I meant the one...

 

We'd like you to consider not coming to work on a more...

 

Yea I cut corners, but that's what makes me a well-rounded...

 

If you're not shaking uncontrollably..... You need...

 

I find it difficult to be affected by your "witty," vague,...

 

My head may be in the clouds... but at least it's not stuck...

 

You know you've had enough of your job when you begin to...

 

I had a Life... But my Job ate it!

 

Thanks for your concern, but no, I'm not sick, dying or...

 
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