Pretending to have my sanity at work, is more work than my...
Coffee: The only thing between
me and telling you what I...
Where's the section in the employee handbook titled "Have a...
REALITY....That annoying time
between coffee breaks.
If your story is more than
15 seconds long, I
don't want...
I can't believe it's Monday again.
Do you realize how much...
Cant hire you, your urine
analyses came back, you tested...
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I'll make you a deal.
You stop acting like a moron
and I'll...
By the time I figure out I haven't
done anything all day at...
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
Some days the supply of available
curse words is...
Your head is so far up the boss's
ass, when he yawns
we see...
I'm not upset it's Monday,
I'm upset I have to change
out...
Dear Students,
We know when you're
texting in class.
Why...
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Step aside coffee. This job requires
hard liquor.
Oh, sorry I drifted off. I was imagining stabbing you with...
I would love a managerial position at my job, but common sense...
I think maybe the Mayan
Calendar was predicting
the...
Instead of milk with my cereal
I use vodka, and also...
If you think a minute goes by really fast, you've never talked...
I've been attending lots of
meetings at work lately, I like...
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Please don't mistake my professional
attitude for weakness....
The hardest part of my day at work
is naming my farts.
You don't have to be incompetent
and lazy to work here.
We...
Remember, there's
never a grade so
bad that marrying a...
The real miracle is that I
haven't went gangsta on
your...
I wish "You dumbass" was an appropriate way to end a work email.
I'm still not sure what I do for a living.
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