It's not the ship nor the motion
of the ocean... It depends...
I looked so damn hot today
and you missed it.
Anal sex does not mean
you are still a virgin.
Stop...
Stop bitching about your
baby daddy, you picked
his dumb ass.
You annoy me more than I
thought possible, but I love
you...
If you come with me to my place,
I'll turn you on to...
I packed up all of your crazy
for you. Take that shit...
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I could lay with you forever.
Or until it's time to go eat.
I told you I will be ready in
5 minutes, now stop calling...
I'd rather be in a relationship where no one wears the pants.
I think it's time we take
it to the next level and
stop...
We know you love your
spouse, you post it every
five...
I'm not too good at algebra,
but doesn't U+I= 69?
If you left without a reason,
Do not come back with
an excuse.
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Yes, I plan to forgive and forget...
Forgive how stupid I...
I'm going to let Jesus take
the wheel for a minute.
I need...
Your playing hard to get has
made you hard to want.
Anything you say will be used
against you in an argument...
You're such an asshole. Do you
realize you cheated on me...
I'm changing my Facebook
relationship status to
"ain't...
The nicer you treat me outside
of the bedroom, the
naughtier...
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Mocking stupid people is the
glue that holds our friendship...
If my itchy goes away
when I scratch it,
what would happen...
Please stop showing up nude
in my dreams.
Well, here I am ...
What are your
other two wishes?
I ain't afraid to love a man.
I ain't afraid to smack the...
You had me at the proper
grammatical use of "you're!"
Showing your cleavage
doesn't fix your face Darling!
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