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Well to be honest, it doesn't matter which birth control you...

 

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My love is not unconditional, the terms are you not being...

 

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American kissing is just like French kissing except it tastes...

 

What a shame! You were so sexy and really good-looking...

 

I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you're good...

 

They say there's more fish in the sea... I just Keep...

 

MENtal anxiety. MENtal breakdown. Menstrual cramps....

 

Today's Pocket Pool was sponsored by you. Thanks for being...

 

True love means never having to say.... "Honey, put the knife...

 

I would be willing to set my alarm 15 or 20 minutes...

 

You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you realize .......

 

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they put them...

 

I think I may love my dog more than my husband. I would...

 

I think we have reached that point in our sexually awkward...

 

Babe, I'll love you forever. Or until someone hotter and/or...

 

I don't want a relationship. I just want to Ho and Go,...

 

The only human interaction I want this weekend is between...

 

I almost had a "I need a guy" moment, but then I was able to...

 

Find a guy who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara.

 

Remember to look both ways before crossing a woman.

 

I like my coffee like I like my men.... No where near my...

 

"You're a lucky man" is a great way to tell someone "I'd like...

 

Calling your girlfriend by her Mother's name is a great way...

 

You are the only person I want to lay in bed next to, and...

 

I'm not saying your toes are like Tootsie Pops... But I do...

 
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