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I love you like a dirty back-alley prostitute loves crack.

 

How about we just cut the crap and screw like a couple animals.

 

I'm so glad we're friends and understand the need to...

 

Thinking of you, usually ends with me having to change my...

 

I’m getting to know you a lot better...... ever since I...

 

If you were one of the three little pigs, and I was the big...

 

You have such a beautiful face, let's frame it with my legs...?

 

I could promise you the sun, moon, and stars, but I can't...

 

Jealousy doesn't show how much you love someone, it shows...

 

There are many ways to say I love you, but f**king is the...

 

Damn.. Do you work for the government? Because you shut....

 

I really miss you, but I really love not shaving.

 

The only way I could love you more is if you were wrapped...

 

You call it morning wood. I call it giving you breakfast in bed.

 

If you love her, let her go out drinking with her friends....

 

Let's get those nipples responding to something other than...

 

Dear Couples, This is how many fucks we give about your...

 

My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on. Oh,...

 

I respect and love you enough to wait until we get home...

 

If you're single and you know it Pet your cat!