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It's time we put our differences aside & come to a naked...

 

Every girl has a song that turns her into an insta-stripper....

 

Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and you will have...

 

If you love him, let him go out with his friends. If he...

 

Facebook should invent a relationship status that says......

 

When we get married and argue, I'm going to tighten all of...

 

They say love hides in every corner.... I must be walking...

 

I must say, your statement was a bit misleading. And by...

 

Fine, we'll compromise. I'll get my way & you'll find a...

 

You should pretend your legs are made of butter and spread...

 

Being gay isn't a choice...You know what is a choice?...

 

When you stop chasing losers, it gives your prince...

 

If opposites really do attract, why am I not covered with...

 

People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that...

 

It's amazing how, with each day, we continue to discover new...

 

How about I slip into something more comfortable......

 

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, be...

 

Fuck with me and you fuck with the whole trailer park.

 

You're straight? Well, so is spaghetti until it gets hot and...

 

I get so emotional when you're not around. That emotion...

 

Attention: I am a mother fuckin' princess, and I should be...

 

To avoid putting you in the middle of this argument, I...

 

Benefits of dating me: You will be dating me. I could go...

 

What do you say you and I spend a clothing-optional evening...

 

I don't understand the big fuss over same-sex marriage....

 

The most sexually aroused part of my body are my ears....

 

My love is like a candle... because if you forget about...

 

It looks like your Mother dropped you when you were a baby......