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I'm comfortable enough around you to let you see little...

 

Relationships are about trust. If you have to play detective,...

 

In bed I don't moan because you've done something great....

 

During sex you burn as much calories as running 5 miles....

 

If you received a text from me last night, please disregard...

 

Dear Sweetheart, I have been feeling really dirty lately....

 

I love you like a dirty back-alley prostitute loves crack.

 

How about we just cut the crap and screw like a couple animals.

 

I'm so glad we're friends and understand the need to...

 

Thinking of you, usually ends with me having to change my...

 

I’m getting to know you a lot better...... ever since I...

 

If you were one of the three little pigs, and I was the big...

 

You have such a beautiful face, let's frame it with my legs...?

 

I could promise you the sun, moon, and stars, but I can't...

 

Jealousy doesn't show how much you love someone, it shows...

 

There are many ways to say I love you, but f**king is the...

 

Damn.. Do you work for the government? Because you shut....

 

I really miss you, but I really love not shaving.

 

The only way I could love you more is if you were wrapped...

 

You call it morning wood. I call it giving you breakfast in bed.