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The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it...

 

I'm going to spend Valentine's Day with my true love.... My...

 

The word "Stalker" is such a harsh word. I prefer "Valentine".

 

Valentine's Day. Ain't nobody got time for that shit.

 

You don't have a date on Valentine's Day because you called...

 

My Pajamas and a hot cup of Coffee are my Valentine's.

 

Can we skip the fight and go straight to the make up sesh!

 

Your streets won't be the only thing getting plowed this...

 

I hope you prepare more for Valentine's Day than Russia...

 

After our Valentine's Dinner, I'm going to show you the...

 

Happy consumer spending day. Once again you've found a way...

 

If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just...

 

If I was a Pimp, you would be my favorite Ho this...

 

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent...

 

Don't bother sending me a card this Valentine's day, a pic...

 

It's less than a week before Valentine's Day. ♡ If...

 

The heated seats in my car will be the only warm thing pushing...

 

I wish someone would manufacture a holiday that didn't...

 

Screw Valentine's Day. I'm just waiting for the discounted...

 

No App could ever replace you. Happy Valentine's Day!

 

Happy Singles Awareness Day! Have fun with your cat.

 

A Valentine's day Victory! I finally found LOVE ,...

 

Will you be my ALENTINE? I promise to give you the V later.

 

Happy Valentine's Day to the women I love to share my STD with.

 

Valentine's Day is so close... I can almost smell the roses...

 

Be my alentine... I'll give you the V later.

 

I like to spend Valentine's Day alone so I can reflect on...

 

My Valentine runs on AA batteries.

 
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