After our Valentine's Dinner,
I'm going to show you the...
Happy consumer spending day.
Once again you've found a
way...
If you're sad about being
alone on Valentine's Day,
just...
If I was a Pimp, you would
be my favorite Ho this...
I don't understand why Cupid
was chosen to represent...
Let's stay together forever.
I outgrew all my dating clothes....
Who needs Cupid.
Everyone already loves me.
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The heated seats in my car will be the only warm thing pushing...
I wish someone would
manufacture a holiday
that didn't...
Screw Valentine's Day.
I'm just waiting for the
discounted...
No App could ever replace you.
Happy Valentine's Day!
Happy Singles Awareness Day!
Have fun with your cat.
Words can't describe my
Love for you. I guess my
wiener...
Vodka will be my Valentine.
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Happy Valentine's Day to the women
I love to share my STD with.
Valentine's Day is so close...
I can almost smell the roses...
Be my alentine...
I'll give you the V later.
I like to spend Valentine's Day
alone so I can reflect on...
My Valentine runs on AA batteries.
I think I’m going to have to widen my mail box this...
I'm going to spend this Valentine's
Day with the one who...
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Valentine's Day. Ain't nobody
got time for that shit.
You don't have a date on
Valentine's Day because
you called...
My Pajamas and a hot cup of
Coffee are my Valentine's.
Can we skip the fight and go
straight to the make up sesh!
Don't think because it's
Valentine's Day that you
don't...
I want to work at a
nice restaurant on
Valentine's Day and...
Posting on Facebook why you're
alone on Valentine's Day is...
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