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The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it...

 

I hope you prepare more for Valentine's Day than Russia...

 

After our Valentine's Dinner, I'm going to show you the...

 

Happy consumer spending day. Once again you've found a way...

 

If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just...

 

If I was a Pimp, you would be my favorite Ho this...

 

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent...

 

Your streets won't be the only thing getting plowed this...

 

It's less than a week before Valentine's Day. ♡ If...

 

The heated seats in my car will be the only warm thing pushing...

 

I wish someone would manufacture a holiday that didn't...

 

Screw Valentine's Day. I'm just waiting for the discounted...

 

No App could ever replace you. Happy Valentine's Day!

 

Happy Singles Awareness Day! Have fun with your cat.

 

Don't bother sending me a card this Valentine's day, a pic...

 

Will you be my ALENTINE? I promise to give you the V later.

 

Happy Valentine's Day to the women I love to share my STD with.

 

Valentine's Day is so close... I can almost smell the roses...

 

Be my alentine... I'll give you the V later.

 

I like to spend Valentine's Day alone so I can reflect on...

 

My Valentine runs on AA batteries.

 

I'm going to spend Valentine's Day with my true love.... My...

 

The word "Stalker" is such a harsh word. I prefer "Valentine".

 

Valentine's Day. Ain't nobody got time for that shit.

 

You don't have a date on Valentine's Day because you called...

 

My Pajamas and a hot cup of Coffee are my Valentine's.

 

Can we skip the fight and go straight to the make up sesh!

 

Don't think because it's Valentine's Day that you don't...

 
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