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Happy Thanksgiving I'm not cooking shit....

 

I love Thanksgiving! Mainly because I can get pass-out...

 

I am thankful to have a quiet Thanksgiving to myself. No...

 

I invited my in-laws to Thanksgiving just so they can hear me...

 

I'm playing it safe this year. I'm marinating the Turkey in...

 

In order to have a smooth Thanksgiving just remember to...

 

Thank God Election Day is over. Now we can get back to...

 

Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, one by...

 

Black Friday: Because only in America do people trample...

 

Fuck it... I'm gonna be a bitch for Thanksgiving too.

 

Just eat every single feeling you have this Thanksgiving...

 

Can't we just all get along this Black Friday? But, let me...

 

Here's to another holiday I wish was over already.

 

Public service announcement: Thanksgiving will go a lot...

 

Thanksgiving Week Supermarket Wars. Don't cut me off in the...

 

May I stuff your turkey?

 

This year we're celebrating Thanksgiving the old fashioned...

 

If it seems like I'm in a bad mood and acting like a bitch...

 

I'm thankful that after this week I can begin to be...

 

I'll be thankful if I can control myself from bitch slapping...

 

For the first time, we are going to have a HAPPY Thanksgiving....

 

Thanksgiving, Bringing out the best in family dysfunction...

 

Two most important things to remember about deep frying a...

 

To all my dysfunctional family members: On Thanksgiving,...

 

I will be thankful this year if I don't receive a mass text...

 

I'm really thankful that I only have to fake working for two...

 

There's always that one crazy family member who ruins...