Black Friday:
Because only in America
do people trample...
Fuck it... I'm gonna be a bitch for Thanksgiving too.
Just eat every single feeling you
have this Thanksgiving...
Can't we just all get along this
Black Friday? But, let me...
Here's to another holiday I wish
was over already.
Public service announcement:
Thanksgiving will go a
lot...
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This year we're celebrating
Thanksgiving the old fashioned...
If it seems like I'm in a bad mood
and acting like a bitch...
I'm thankful that after
this week I can begin to
be...
I'll be thankful if I can control
myself from bitch slapping...
For the first time, we are going to have a HAPPY Thanksgiving....
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Two most important things to
remember about deep
frying a...
To all my dysfunctional family
members: On
Thanksgiving,...
I will be thankful this year if I
don't receive a mass text...
I'm really thankful that I only have to fake working for two...
There's always that one crazy
family member who ruins...
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I am thankful to have a quiet Thanksgiving to myself.
No...
I invited my in-laws to Thanksgiving
just so they can hear me...
I'm playing it safe this year.
I'm marinating the Turkey in...
In order to have a smooth
Thanksgiving just remember
to...
Thank God Election Day is
over. Now we can get back
to...
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