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I don't call them New Year's Resolutions. I prefer the...

 

May the New Year bring you significantly more joy than your...

 

My New Year's resolution is to be more positive and less...

 

My New Year's resolution is to be as good-looking as I was...

 

I probably shouldn't be making any new resolutions this...

 

I refuse to remanence about 2012 unless you want to talk...

 

I'm going to save my resolution for 2014, I think I want to...

 

I spent countless hours picking out the outfit I'm going to...

 

I’m opening a gym called “Resolutions”. It will have...

 

Good thing this Carmen Electra performance was in 2012...

 

Here's a list of New Years Resolutions I plan on keeping.

 

This could be my medication talking, but I'm feeling good...

 

Since it's traditional to break my New Years resolutions, I...

 

I'm going to save my resolution for 2014, I think I want to...

 

If you promise to kiss me at midnight, I promise I won't...

 

I'm going to save my resolution for 2015, I think I want to...

 

My New Years Resolution: Stop trying to fix my give a damn.

 

My New Year's resolution was going to be that I would stop...

 

My New Year's resolution is to make better bad decisions.

 

My New Year's resolution is to be more positive and less...

 

It's that time of year to renew our gym membership we are...

 

Resolution Tip: Hurry! Eat as much food as you can right now...

 

Ever notice that the douchebag who says, "See you next...

 

My New Year's resolution is to ignore anyone who asks me...

 

Here's my New Year's resolution.

 

Let's start off the New Year with a good BANG!

 

For my New Years resolution, I was going to quit drinking, but...

 

My New Year's resolution is to avoid you more.

 
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