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For someone who seems to know it all, how come you don't...

 

I'm sure lots of people like you dear, but I'm NOT one of them.

 

I farted....That is as close to me giving a shit as you're...

 

I hate it when I think I'm buying organic vegetables, but...

 

Some might call it "nagging". I call it "Just listen to...

 

I'd love to spend time listening to you tell me all about...

 

I'm sorry I slapped you, but you didn't seem like you would...

 

Dear Bitter Bitch, Please do us all a favor and stop...

 

If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants...

 

Let's not put a label on our relationship. Let's just...

 

I could hardly give a f**k.

 

The hardest part of my day is trying to get the cork off of...