I'm tough, ambition, and I know
how to get what I want.
If...
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You haven't lost all
your marbles...
But there's...
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What time is it? Time for you to
get over yourself.
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Your secrets are safe with me,
I zoned out about 30 minutes ago.
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That's what I get
for putting all my
eggs in one bastard.
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I don't broadcast my relationship
or my finances. Just know...
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Oh I'm sorry, I thought
friendship worked both
ways. I...
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My room was clean.
Until I had to decide
what to wear...
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I'm just one step away from being
filthy rich. All I need...
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Don't make me go
50 shades of crazy
on your ass!
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Reading someone's status on how
much they love their...
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Listen, you're not a model,
a movie star and don't
have a...
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Sometimes success is just getting
the laundry into the dryer...
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If friends were boogers you'd
be the ones I'd pick.
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Congratulations! It looks
like you're going to be...
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While you were busy judging others....
You left your closet...
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My daydreams about being skinny
are always interrupted
by...
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I get so emotional when
you're not around.
That emotion...
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